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Cecilworth Farthington Biography

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Real Name:  Cecilworth Farthington  
Nicknames:   
Hometown:  Buckinghamshire, England  
Birthday:  8/2/92  
Height:  6' 3"  
Weight:  235 lbs 

History

Biography:  Cecilworth Farthington is the idiot son of the patriarch of the Farthington family, Lord Farthington (which is a lot of ways to jam pack the word Farthington into a single sentence)

A naturally gifted technician in the ring these days, he didn't always have his natural grace within the SQUARED CIRCLE. Like the time he set up in ring on his family's estate and accidentally broke the arms of no less than THREE of the local homeless population. Once the TABLOID MEDIA caught hold of this incident, it made things very difficult to keep Cecilworth next in line to take over the Farthington empire without some form of action.

Exiled to the Americas under the order of his father, he touched base with LEGENDARY WRESTLING MANAGER Dirk Dickwood, who took the young Mister Farthington under his wing, due to the fact that he stood to earn a shit ton of money from a loaded family if he managed to pull of that shit right.

Having some small success in Empire Pro Wrestling under the watchful eye of Dickwood, Farthington and his personal bodyguard HANK managed to achieve success as the victors of the King of the Cage Tournament, earning themselves the EPW Tag Team Titles.

Then Cecilworth had to go into rehab for a while for totally unrelated reasons.

Dirk Dickwood WHEEL AND DEALED in the background and when Cecilworth was fresh and ready, he once again returned to the industry that had caused him to be cut off from his family, the one we all know and love as professional grappling. This led to Cecilworth debuting as a member of the High Octane Wrestling Roster in the middle of 2014. Starting from the ground up because really, who would fucking know who this English twat was, Cecilworth managed to claim the Tag Team Titles with his partner David Black after being locked in a prison for like a week or something.

Then something happened with Mike Best but we won't talk about that because Cecilworth and Mike are totes BFFs now.

Then he ended Jace Parker Davidson's nine month winning streak and became the HOW ICON Champion.

Then he had a mental breakdown and was convinced he was a ship's captain of any vessel he boarded.

Then he got shot in the head.

Then he got better.

Then he smashed in Emily Koresh's face in.

Now a member of the UTA roster and BFFs with Mike Best, one can only imagine that Cecilworth Farthington will certainly wrestle matches and probably win some of them. 
Other Feds:  High Octane Wrestling, Empire Pro Wrestling  
Other Fed Titles:  1x HOW ICON Champion, 1x HOW Tag Team Champion, 1x EPW Tag Team Champion  
Other Fed Awards:   

Quotes

  • To err is human, Mr. Gorbachev
  • Autobots, transform and roll out!
  • Indeed I did have a relationship with Ms Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong
  • You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
  • I'm going to fucking kill Google
  • That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!
  • It's better to burn out than to fade away
  • You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!