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Luke Dibbins Biography


Real Name:  Luke Dibbins  
Nicknames:  Dat Dirty Dibbins  
Hometown:  Turkey, Texas  
Birthday:  Ask my ma  
Height:  5'11  
Weight:  220 (all fllab) lbs 


Biography:  Shit, I don't know nothin' bout no biography. Ya ain't watchin' the damn A&E channel. We can't afford no cable out here in the sticks. 
Other Feds:  NGW (one backstage segment before the Dibbins #Brousins were kicked out)  
Other Fed Titles:   
Other Fed Awards:   


  • I'm madder than a bobcat caught in a piss fire.
  • Yer nuttier than a squirrel turd, son.
  • It's drier than a popcorn fart.
  • If you don't use your head, you might as well have two asses.
  • Let's make like a turd and hit the trail.
  • You smell like the shithouse door of a shrimp boat.
  • That made my nuts draw up so tight you couldn't reach them with knittin' needles.
  • Ya can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Wal-Mart.
  • It's hotter than two hampsters farting in a wool sock.
  • We busier than a one armed monkey with two peckers.