|WARPED65 - 11/17/12 - Wichita, KS - Wichita Ballroom|
|Night 1 of WARPED's doubleshot weekend will see the first official show booked by new GM, Crowbar. After shocking the world at Live From Death's Door by revealing tape where PKA drunkenly signed off booking to Crowbar for a month, Crowbar has decided on five big matches and has already made some important decisions! We know that Crowbar will name a new #1 Contender for the World Title following the REMATCH between SwitchBlade and new Champion, Taurus Capone. Plus, Crowbar's already named Cameron MacNichol the #1 Contender to the Evolution Title following his big victory over The Rough Ryder. What else will go down with Crowbar as new GM? How will Taurus Capone react to winning the title and having to defend it immediately?
Main Event - World Title Rematch
Non-Title FnX Rules Match
To Earn a Tag Title Rematch, MLSF Must Face Off - Singles Match
Guest Referee: Mr. Rottentreats
|WARPED65 - 11/17/12 - Wichita, KS - Wichita Ballroom|
You open the DVD of WARPED 65 and enter it into your favorite DVD player. The sounds of "Pogo" by Digitalism play as the WARPED Wrestling logo floats down from the top to the middle of the screen. Underneath that fades in to words "Play DVD". You click... and the show begins...
Cold Open - Backstage
The scene opens up to yelling, heard down the hallway. The camera crew head down to the source of the disturbance: New GM Crowbars office. Inside Alexander Starrzoe is seen inside with Crowbar sitting at what was once the desk of PKA.
Starr: "YOU'RE THE REASON WE LOST THE TAG TITLES, GODDMANIT"
Starrzoe starts yelling.
Starr: "You're absolutely useless!"
Crowbar sits back.
Crowbar: "Starr...relax, look, all I wanted to do was talk to you, not get abused to the fuckhouse and back because of something that happened months ago."
Starr: "MONTHS AGO?! I WANTED THOSE TITLES. YOU FUCKED ME. I SHOULD REACH OVER THAT DESK AND FUCKING SM-"
Starr is interrupted, noticing the camera crew filming, he walks over to the door..
Starr: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
He slams the door in their face; muffled yelling can still be heard through that door, but it's indecipherable. The camera fades out.
Anton Chase vs. Dallas Zwick
As Faint By Linkin Park blasts over the pa system, white smoke fills the entrance way as a silhouette is seen behind the white smoke.
Randy Long: “The opening contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring first, from Los Angeles, California! “The Future” Anton Chaaase!”
The silhouette steps forward through the smoke revealing itself to be Anton Chase. Chase makes his way down the ramp way, with a cocky smile on his face and his arms out at the side, he climbs in the ring and climbs the second ropes and puts one hand up in the air.
Tony D: "Welcome to WARPED 65! We are live from the Wichita Ballroom in Wichita, Kansas and tonight we've got a huge night of wrestling lined up, and it all kicks off with Anton Chase and a newcomer, Dallas Zwick!"
Kris Red: "Well its great to be here, Tony D. Thanks for no selling the fact that I'm right here with you! Hell yeah though, we've got a new World CHAMP! I can't wait for the celebration of Taurus Capone!"
Tony D: "Not only do we have a new World Champion, but we've got a new General Manager as well in Crowbar!"
“Exogenesis Symphony Pt 1: Overture” by Muse hits the arena speakers as the lights turn off and fog fills the arena. As the music builds to its crescendo, purple and white shades begin to flash as “Immaculate” Dallas Zwick walks out from behind the curtain, tilts his head back and spreads his arms wide, jeers from the audience begins to fill the arena.
Randy Long: “His opponent, from Hollywood, Florida! “Immaculate” Dallas Zwick!
Zwick lowers his head, eyes covered by dark sunglasses, and begins to slowly walk down the ramp, mocking and throwing negative gestures towards the crowd. As Zwick reaches the end of the ramp, he looks over to a child in the front row and begins to take off his sunglasses.
Kris Red: “Look at this schmuck, already pandering to the crowd.”
The child’s face lights up with excitement as he reaches towards the sunglasses, Zwick places the glasses in his hand and just as quick as he felt their touch, they were jerked away, and placed back on Zwick's face.
Tony D: “What a..”
Kris Red: “Zwick move! What a Zwick move, Tony D! I like this guy already!”
Dallas then rolls in the ring and taunts towards the crowd, then toward Anton Chase just before the bell rings.
Tony D: “There’s the bell, it’s time to get this bout underway!”
Dallas Zwick and Anton Chase are circling each other in the ring as Chase riles the crowd up with a slow clap.
Kris Red: “Speaking of pandering, look at Anton Chase. Come on man, this isn’t some flea market wrestling organization!”
Chase attempts a lock up, Zwick ducks under into a go behind. Chase quickly reaches behind and applies a side headlock. Zwick lifts Chase up for a belly to back suplex, but Chase fights it enough to turn it into a side headlock take over. Chase applies the pressure pinning Zwick’s shoulders to the mat.
Zwick lifts his shoulder up to break the count before grinding his forearm into the face of Anton Chase. Zwick breaks the hold forcing Chase’s head between his legs
Tony D: “Early pin attempt, as they feel each other out.”
Kris Red: “That’s it Zwick, you’ve got him now!”
Zwick squeezes his legs around the head of Anton Chase, as Chase struggles to set himself free. Zwick pushes himself off the mat adding pressure, before reaching back and paint brushing Chase. Chase swings himself backwards to his knees. Zwick maintains the hold as Chase attempts to get to his feet, but Zwick rakes his back sending him back to his knees. The referee gives Zwick a warning. Zwick argues with the referee while keeping the hold locked in.
Crowd: “LET’S GO ANTON!” clap clap clapclapclap, LET’S GO ANTON!” clap clap clapclapclap“
Chase takes advantage of this by getting to his feet and swinging himself side to side while pushing down on the knees of Zwick. Anton escapes the hold and Zwick rolls backwards. Anton rebounds off the ropes and ducks under an elbow from Zwick. Anton ducks under a clothesline on his return then spring boards off the ropes with a cross body block. Before the referee can attempt the count Zwick pushes Anton off of him. Zwick quickly gets to his feet and begins to argue with the referee.
Kris Red: “I agree with Dallas Zwick, this ref needs to pay more attention. Anton Chase is clearly cheating, Tony D!”
Tony D: “Are we even watching the same match, Kris?”
Anton Chase takes advantage of Zwick arguing with the referee again and attempts a school boy.
Kickout! Both men get to their feet rather quickly. Zwick throws a wild right, Chase ducks it. Zwick follows up with a kick attempt, Chase catches it and attempts an Enzuigiri. Zwick ducks the enzuigiri, and maintains grasp of the leg. Anton is quick to attempt a heel kick, Zwick ducks and throws a flurry of chops to the chest of Anton while holding the leg. He follows up with a violent dragon screw leg whip. Chase clutches his knee while writhing in pain on the mat. Zwick takes this time to taunt the crowd.
Kris Red: “What are you doing Zwick? This is no time for show boating! Stay on him!”
Zwick turns his attention back toward the grounded Anton Chase. As he reaches down to grab the leg, Anton rolls him up with an inside cradle.
Tony D: “Anton Chase, capitalizing on the over confidence of Dallas Zwick!”
The cameras then show none other than PKA in the crowd as he makes his way to his seat in the front row. He's got a beer in hand. Someone high fives him and he cheers' the drinks together. He has a seat and takes a drink of his beer.
Tony D: "So, PKA is here and he has beer.."
Kris Red: "I'm not so sure about this."
In the ring, Dallas Zwick gets to his feet before Anton, and begins to stomp the knee of Anton Chase. He grabs the leg and drops an elbow onto the knee of Chase. Chase kicks Zwick off with his other leg and rolls round clutching his knee. Zwick is quick to follow up attempting a heel hook. Chase pushes the attempt away with his other foot and rolls backwards toward the corner and pulls himself up to his feet, with the help of the top rope. Zwick charges the corner, Chase back body drops Zwick over the top rope. Zwick Lands on his feet on the apron. Chase springs out to the apron and shakes the pain of his knee off. He ascends the turnbuckle and signals he’s about to take flight. He pops Zwick a few times with rapid punches.
Tony D: “This can’t end well for anyone, Kris!”
Chase pulls Zwick up to the second turnbuckle. Zwick pokes Chase in the eye and repositions him to the middle rope, inside the corner.
Kris Red: “There’s the double underhook, could it be? The Fay.. Er Diamond City Plunge?!”
Zwick attempts to pulls up on Chase, but chase fights it. Chase breaks the double underhook and quickly follows up with a jumping knee to the face of Zwick. Chase pulls the now dazed Zwick’s legs over to the inside of the ropes. He springs off the top rope and sends Zwick into the center of the ring with a hurricanrana.
Crowd: “AN-TON, AN-TON, AN-TON!!!”
Tony D: “These fans are one-hundred percent behind Anton Chase here tonight Kris!”
Kris Red: “You ain’t kiddin’ and it sickens me, Tony D!”
Chase pulls Zwick closer to the ropes and springs back to the ring apron, wincing in pain upon landing. He signals for a high risk maneuver then springboards, but winces as soon as he hit’s the top rope. Chase still manages to hit a 450 splash pinning Zwick.
Tony D: “This could be it, Kris!”
Kris Red: “I don’t know about that, look at the pain on Anton Chase’s face! There‘s no way he was able to catch as much momentum on that move as he wanted.”
ROPEBREAK! Anton Chase puts his face into his palms in frustration as Zwick clutches his midsection. Anton Chase shakes the frustration off before pulling Zwick up with him as he rises to his feet. Chase pulls Zwick to the center of the ring. He wrenches Zwicks gut before lifting him up and stepping over his arms. Chase hops up and falls forward, landing all of his weight on Zwick, he rolls him over.
Tony D: “CHAOS THEORY!”
Kris Red: “It’s OVA!!”
Zwick rolls out of the ring clutching his midsection and makes his way to the back. The referee raises Anton Chase’s arm in victory as he puts all of his weight on to his right leg.
Tony D: “What a way to kick off WARPED Sixty Five and the Double Shot weekend, Kris!”
Kris Red: “Too bad Anton Chase can’t win a match when it matters!”
The camera then shows two security guards telling PKA that he has to go. PKA drinks the rest of his beer and stands up, nearly losing his balance but he uses the guy next to him to keep himself up.
PKA: "Yo dudes, I bought a ticket brah!"
PKA struggles to dig through his jean pockets to find his ticket. He pulls it out and gives it to one of the security guards. He rips it up. One of the security says "Crowbar's orders.. ya gotta go" .. PKA's jaw drops.
PKA: "Whoa man what the hell brah! That's my ticket! I came to see Crowbar!"
They then grab him by both arms and lead him out as the crowd chants "LET HIM STAY! LET HIM STAY!" and PKA starts whistling out as loudly as he can as the cameras follow the security. They take PKA to an EXIT and open the door, pushing him out. PKA staggers away as the sun peers in. PKA puts his arms out like "WTF?" before they slam the door on him.
The camera cuts back to Sean Armstrong, who has his ever-so-glowing on his face.
Sean Armstrong: Hello! Sean Armstrong, here, live from Wichita, Kansas! I am here with a new face here at WARPED Wrestling, Dagger Dave!
The camera moves over slightly to show Dagger Dave, a man not known around these parts, wearing a white beater with jeans and work boots on, with a cigarette in his mouth.
Sean Armstrong: Uh, Dave? Did you know there isn’t any smoking allowed in here?
Dave looks at Sean Armstrong and just chuckles a little bit. He pulls the cigarette out of his mouth and blows the smoke into Sean’s face, who waves it back and forth and begins coughing.
Sean Armstrong: That’s disgusting!
Dave smiles, dropping the cigarette on the ground and smothering it with his foot.
Sean Armstrong: Now I smell like smoke! I hope you’re happy!
Dagger Dave: Sean, I gotta motto for people like you...Q.Y.B.
Sean looks at Dave, puzzled as to what this could mean.
Sean Armstrong: Q.Y.B.?
Dagger Dave: Yeah…
Dave snatches the microphone from Sean’s hand, pointing for Sean to leave.
Dagger Dave: Quit…Your…Bitching…
Sean looks at Dagger Dave with utter disgust before reluctantly leaving. Dave then smiles and looks back at the camera.
Dagger Dave: Now…where was I? Oh yes…hello WARPED Wrestling! My name…is Dagger Dave. I am here, because I believe that you guys are in need of someone. Someone…who will get you on the map. Someone…knows what it takes to be a winner. Someone…
Dave gets up close to the camera, face almost into the lenses.
Dagger Dave: …Like me…
Dave backs up from it, and begins to pace back and forth.
Dagger Dave: Now, there are several things that I must let you guys know about me. I am 28 years of age. I am from San Diego, California. I am here to be the best ever in WARPED Wrestling.
Dave stops in front of the camera and looks straight back onto it.
Dagger Dave: And I don’t give a flying rat’s ass what you think of me…be ready WARPED…Dagger Dave has arrived…
Dave drops the mic, the thump of it hitting the floor echoes before it is shut off by technicians. Dagger Dave proceeds to walk away from the camera, leaving his impact for what may be to come.
The camera cuts to backstage with Warped reporter Austin Sanders.
Austin Sanders: Hello Warped fans. Sanders here, and before we get to his big title rematch, I have SwitchBlade standing by.
The camera pans out and SwitchBlade is standing next to Sanders, a very solemn look on his face.
Austin Sanders: So SwitchBlade, how prepared are you for this rematch? Do you think you can beat Capone this time?
SwitchBlade: I’ve always been confident in my in ring abilities, Sanders. I know that in a fair one on one fight I can take Capone to his limits. Will I beat him? I’m going to do my damn best to do so. But there are factors in this match to consider. One, will Capone try to cheat his way to another win? The rules state he’s not allowed to, but Capone is a devious guy. If anyone can find a loophole it’s that guy. And then there’s our substitute suit Crowbar running the show. He puts himself in as special enforcer and says he’s going to make sure everything is fair. For his sake I hope he’s telling the truth. Because if he tries to screw me over. If he tries to do what Capone did to me against Korrupt, then I promise you that his presidential reign will come to a very sudden halt. You get me?
SwitchBlade walks away from Sanders.
Austin Sanders: And there goes a man on a mission. Back to you, guys.
Randy Long : "Ladies and Gentlemen...At this time please welcome our NEEEEWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION..."
The audience instantly erupt into a chorus of boos....
Randy Long: "..TAURUS CAPONE!.."
Kris Red: "Stand up Tony D! The KING is here!"
Tony D: " I'd rather ..d...."
The televisions screen begins to scramble in and out as Tony D is talking. The signal is lost all together and then restored as the sound of low ominous strings surround the speakers..
" And the prophecy read! That one day, like the phoenix arose from the ashes...That a boy would be born onto a family in the slums...this boy would go on to use the knowledge he gained...while fighting for survival in the streets..to become a great leader..and in time that boy would grow to become..KING!"
"Like That" By T.I. ignites the PA system and drowns out the defying boos in the arena. The lights return to the arena as Taurus Capone emerges onto the entrance way.
Kris Red: "He's Here!"
Tony D: "Here's the man who just a couple months ago was one of the most popular figures on the roster with our Warped fans....for what reasons I'm not exactly sure. That has now all changed and unfortunately for our great fans...this man is now our world champion also."
Kris Red: "Enough is enough...You're like everybody else hating on our fearless leader!"
Tony D: "You've got to be kidding me....and WHAT has he done to the world title!?..."
Taurus stands in the entranceway with a perfectly tailored black suit and red tie. His Versace shades prevent eye contract. Around Taurus's neck is a black chain holding the new modified world championship center plate complete with Capone's crown logo as the charm.
Kris Red: " Oh my God! That's amazing! Wait, what do we call it? Is it still a belt?
Tony D: " Capone has turned the world heavyweight championship into necklace and pendant."
Kris Red: "What a understatement..It's the NEW Warped heavyweight championship baller chain! That thing probably costs millions! You know it rules with an iron fist and everything!"
Taurus slowly makes his decent to the ring and remains emotionless. The heavyweight championship chain sways side to side as the camera zooms in. Audience members at ringside go into a yelling frenzy towards the new champion who simply ignores. He slowly hops onto the ring apron and climbs through the ring ropes...the championship centerpiece almost touches the mat as he steps through. Taurus stands in the center of the ring surveying the arena from behind his darkly tinted shades as the camera once again zooms in on the Warped championship chain.
Tony D: " Let's not forget ladies and gentlemen that Taurus will be defending his title in a rematch with SwitchBlade tonight...if you would still call THAT a championship title.."
Kris Red: "Shhhhh...the king is about to speak.."
Tony D: *Sigh*
The music fades as Taurus removes his custom microphone from his pocket as now a mixed reaction ensues.
Taurus Capone: " I don't have a long drawn out speech. I win all the time. It's nothing more for me to state other than the facts..A few short months ago I walked into this company already a made man. I had nothing more to prove in this business. I became the biggest superstar in the organization in my rookie year seven years ago. I had already moved on to bigger and better things.....I simply returned to this business because I was personally asked to come back. Because my background stats show Taurus Capone means entertainment. Taurus Capone means ratings. Taurus Capone means money!....But the one thing that may have been forgotten is that Taurus Capone also RUNS the squared circle anytime he's placed in it!"
Mixed chants echo throughout the arena.
Taurus Capone: " SwitchBlade felt the need to step in my path multiple times. You see,.....SwitchBlade had NOTHING to do with the job I was paid to come here and do. But ever since I stepped foot here he's made it his business to try to test my throne. So he finally caught my attention...and in the blink of an eye...in three matches....I've once again become you're Heavyweight Champion..."
A smirk forms on Taurus's face as the strong mixed reaction chants continue.
Taurus Capone: "Tonight I will defend this title around my neck for the first time. In what is basically a handicap match. Don't think that I'm complaining for one moment because there is NOTHING that Taurus Capone can't handle. I love the odd's...it's just another stripe that further cements my status as KING.."
Kris Red: "Nothing shakes TC's confidence!"
Taurus Capone: " I don't care if you don't like me....but I'll always be respected by the masses. Let PKA, SwitchBlade, Crowbar and whoever else brainwash you but the fact is I haven't lied to you yet! I'm the world champion and I've decided I'll wear it around my neck! I came, I saw, I conquered...and there's NOTHING anyone can do about it! I told SwitchBlade that the masses will have no choice but to respect me after I demolish everything that stands in my path. And after tonight he'll be just another statistic. Hate it or Love it...I'm now the SOLE face of this company. Taurus Capone is a brand and I'm taking Warped Wrestling to the top with me as the BEST organization in this INDUSTRY! You've been taught to except mediocrity and cheer for it. Starting tonight WARPED is going to become more like it's current world champion..Welcome to the KING ERA...RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!.."
Taurus drops his mic to the mat as "Like That" by T.I. cue's up. He climbs out of ring and smirks to the mixed reactions throughout the arena.
Kris Red: " Well Tony, Taurus just informed us that he's taking WARPED straight to the top! I wonder what he has in store for us next!"
Tony D: "He's not very trustworthy...I'm not sure if it's anything he can say to make me look forward to this "King Era".
As Taurus backs up the ramp he holds his world championship centerpiece in the air as his "WITH AN IRON FIST!" boast can be loudly heard without a microphone.
Alexander StarrZoe vs. Steve Marlay
Tony D: Debut time Kris. Steve Marlay in his first match here in WARPED taking on arguably the best this company has to offer. What a chance he has to make an immediate impact.
Kris Red: "Speaking of making an impact, how about Taurus! My GOD he's good!"
“Freedom Fighter” by Creed suddenly sounds throughout the building and the crowd erupt into cheers. After a few seconds pause Steve Marlay strolls out onto the ramp area, he smirks in a satisfied and confident way at the positive reaction from the fans and begins his walk down to the ring. Steve acknowledges a multitude of fans and slaps hands with a few others as he wonders toward the ring, he continues to receive cheers as he ascends the ring steps. He enters between the middle and top rope and instantly wonders other to the far corner, Steve climbs up and poses for the crowd whilst taking in the supremely welcoming response from the fans. He soon steps down to the canvas and stretches his arms in the air before readying himself for action. At this stage the music dies away.
Randy Long: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from London, England, weighing in at 232 pounds, STEVE MARLAY!
Kris Red: This will be the worst time to face StarrZoe, especially after what happened at Life from Death's Door Tony D.
Tony D: You might be right, he cannot be happy.
The houselights in the small venue dim as spotlights twirl around the small venue, focusing on the ring and the small entrance ramp. Multicolored orbs dance around the canvas as "Who Shot Ya?" by the Notorious B.I.G. begins to blast through the public announce system while the top of the metal ramp fills with smoke. Alexander StarrZoë emerges from the smoke to the cheers and applause of the fans. Alex struts down the ramp, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting ringside and climbs to the top turnbuckle, staring into the people. Hopping into the ring, Starr climbs up on the second rope, facing the fans, and raises his fist into the air as the fans cheer; "StarrZoë! StarrZoë! StarrZoë!"
Randy Long: His opponent, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania weighing in at 237pounds. ALEXANDER STARRZOE!
Tony D: Both men going throw their final preparations in the ring as we wait for the bell...
All of a sudden The arena blacks out. After a few moments the sound of bagpipes fills the air and Flower of Scotland begins to play. William Wallace appears waving a Salitre at the entrance ramp. He is lit up by one single spot light which follows him to the ring. As he makes his way to the ring he is shouting abuse at both competitors who are looking rather annoyed at this point. Wallace reaches ring side am makes his way round to commentary. Both StarrZoe and Marlay stare a whole through the Scot.
Tony D: We are being joined here by William Wallace, what do we own the pleasure?
Wallace: Shut up Tony D. How we doin Red.
Kris Red: All the better for having you out here William. It will save us all from listening to Tony D go on and on like usual.
Tony D: Well there is the bell we are underway, in what should be a fascinating contest.
Wallace: The only fascinatin thing about it is that William Wallace is gracin you with his presence.
Neither man wasting any time as the bell rings. The tie-up, Starr goes behind with the waist lock charging Marlay towards the ropes. Marlay holds on to the ropes as Starr tries to roll him up looking for a quick win, instead Starr goes rolling back. Starr a little more cautious now as he gets back to his feet. Eventually they tie-up again Marlay this time puts Starr into the side headlock. Starr battles his way towards the ropes to try and break the hold. As StarrZoe backs into the ropes he shoots Marlay off to the other side releasing the hold. Starr Charging towards Marlay as both men meet in the middle of the ring, but both has the same idea and both get knocked down with a double clothesline.
Tony D: These men are cancelling each other out here. Marlay so far holding his own with arguably the best there is here in WARPED.
Wallace: WHAT! Neither of these guy can stand up to William Wallace. A am the best here in WARPED an there is no argument about that.
Kris Red: That is the truth Tony D.
Tony D: That is certainly your opinion.
Wallace: That aint no opinion, that is fact! Tell you what Tony, if you want to speak while a am out here you raise your hand.
Both men back to their feet. Again they go back to the tie-up, NO! Starr instead with a boot to the midsection of Marlay. Irish whip into the corner with such power that Marlay comes staggering out a little dazed, Starr follows up with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head taking Marlay to the ground.
Tony D: A sick thud as the boot of StarrZoe comes into contact with the back of the head of Steve Marlay.
Wallace: Maybe knock some sense into the English bastard. An what did a tell you about speakin.
StarrZoe picks Marlay up off the mat and immediately sends him into the ropes, Marlay somehow manages to reverse it and as Starr comes back he is met with a high dropkick to the face. Marlay quick to maintain the attack stomping on the back of StarrZoe as he attempts to get back to his feet. Marlay continues with clubbing forearms as StarrZoe manages to battle back to his knees. Starr a little staggered when he does manage to battle back to his feet and Marlay presses him up against the ropes before lighting up his chest with the knife edge chop!
Kris Red: Speaking from experience, those hurt...A LOT!
Tony D: A exposed chest of Alexander StarrZoe already has the red mark from that chop.
Marlay following up with a right hand as Starr goes staggering into the corner trying to get away, however it only prompts Marlay to drive Starr head first into the top turnbuckle. Marlay with a right hand, and another before moving StarrZoe into the ropes. Irish whip which StarrZoe manages to reverse. Marlay comes back and ducks the clothesline attempt from StarrZoe but on the return Marlay is send to the mat with a back elbow from StarrZoe. Marlay back up almost instantly and as he comes towards StarrZoe, Starr takes him down again this time with a big hip toss.
Tony D: This match swinging back and forward here, no man managing to stay in control for very long.
Wallace: They are cancellin each other out, both are a bad as the other.
Kris Red: They are nothing compared to Wallace Tony D.
Starr with a standing moonsault on the grounded Steve Marlay, into the cover.
Kick out from Steve Marlay. Marlay gets to his knees and is me by the right boot of StarrZoe to the face before Starr fires in to forearms shots to the jaw. StarrZoe now looking to send Marlay into the ropes, Marlay reverses, Starr comes back Marlay again looking for the dropkick but StarrZoe grabs his legs in midair before the slingshot into the ropes sending Marlay over the top and out to ringside.
Tony D: Marlay sent out here in front of us now. The momentum from that slingshot look him over the top rope and out to the floor.
Kris Red: StarrZoe seems to be the one taking control at this point.
Wallace: Am just happy to see both these men beat the crap out of each other.
StarrZoe goes to the top rope as Marlay begins to get back to his feet. Starr from the top rope to the outside connects with the Moonsault taking Steve Marlay down once more.
Tony D: AIR PHILLY!
Wallace: Calm yourself son!
StarrZoe goes over and stands infront of Wallace. Wallace stands up as both men stare each other down before Starr gets back to Marlay stomping on his back. StarrZoe picks his fallen opponent up and rolls him back into the ring. StarrZoe takes to the top rope once more, this time looking for a spinning heel kick off the top but Steve Marlay manages to avoid the contact. Marlay now from behind with a released German suplex.
Tony D: Oh! StarrZoe landed right on his head and neck there.
Wallace: That must hurt, especially after gettin his skull caved in with a tombstone only a couple of weeks ago. A wonder what nice guy done that to him!
The referee goes over and checks on the condition of StarrZoe. Marlay not concerning himself with that as he gets right to work stomping on the neck of Starr which he is holding on to when trying to get to his feet. Marlay now with a punt to the ribs on StarrZoe. Marlay looks to keep the offence going picking Starr up before taking him back down with a big belly to belly suplex. Marlay hits the ropes and drops the elbow on StarrZoe. Into the cover now.
Tony D: This could be it...NO! StarrZoe manages to get the shoulder up in the nick of time.
Kris Red: Marlay thought that was it Tony D.
Wallace: He had no chance of beating Starr like that.
StarrZoe gets back to his feet but Marlay almost takes his head off with a superkick!
Tony D: Marlay catches StarrZoe right on the jaw with that Superkick, surely that is all now as Marlay looks for the cover.
Kris Red: How did StarrZoe kick out of that?
Tony D: Resilience and the will to win Kris.
Wallace: PISH! He got lucky.
Marlay now dragging StarrZoe to the corner. Marlay going for the high-risk...Split leg moonsault..NO! Starr got his knees up! Both men are down.
Tony D: Both men are down, who can get back up first. This has been a fairly even match with almost nothing to separate these two individuals. A great showing from both men.
Wallace: A wouldn't go that far Tony. Two average wrestlers puttin on an average match.
Starr using the ropes to get back to his feet, Marlay is already there. Marlay comes charging towards Starr who manages to take Marlay down with a boot to the throat. Now a big round house kick catching Marlay in the chest followed back a couple of right hands. Starr with the Irish whip sending Marlay into the ropes. Starr looking for the clothesline on the return. Marlay avoid the contact and grabs star in the half nelson, into the slam!
Tony D: The Extreme Dream! Marlay could have this won right here.
Wallace: That brings back some bad memories.
Starr bounces up off the mat and is staggered. He walks right into the path of Marlay who grabs him, setting him up for the Royal Flush.
Wallace: Not this!
Tony D: Steve Marlay looking to put Alexander StarrZoe away, if he can pull this off it must go down as a huge upset...
Kris Red: I would say so, but Starr is fighting back.
Starr with an Elbow to the back of the head of Marlay, and another. Marlay lets go and Starr comes from behind landing the German Suplex! Starr hits the ropes with Marlay down. Starr with the Running jumping rolling Senton Splash!
Tony D: P3! Philly's Finest Flyer! Is StarrZoe going to get the win now?
Kris Red: It is typical of that match, swinging back and forward once again.
Tony D: Starr into the cover.
Tony D: Marlay somehow manages to kick out! These fans are on their feet.
Wallace: They are on their feet for me though, they are bored with this match, just like a am.
Tony D: I beg to differ.
Wallace: Don't beg, an shut up!
Marlay and StarrZoe both to their feet. Starr again from behind hits the German Suplex! This time he is heading to the top rope.
Tony D: StarrZoe again looking to put this match to bed. He is going high risk this time, he realises it is going to take something big to end this match.
Wallace: Fall! FALL!
StarrZoe comes off the top rope with the 450 Shooting Star Splash and he nails it perfectly.
Tony D: THE RISING STARR! Surely now! Starr into the cover.
Kris Red: It is Over!
Tony D: What a performance from both these men but Alexander StarrZoe has come out on top!
Wallace: A am unimpressed. Ad rather watch Leon Stone against Anton Chase for the four millionth time than sit through a match with these two again. This one was calling for SHEEP SHEEP to make it exciting.
Tony D: I think you were watching a different match from the one I saw.
Randy Long: Here is your winner of the match...ALEXANDER STARRRRZOOOOOE!!
Starr celebrated in the ring with the crowd as Wallace walks away from ringside looking very displeased.
The WARPED Tag Team Champions, Ashley and Hugo Strange are backstage Hugo is holding his head. Ashley has a worried look on her face.
Ashley:Hugo what are we going to do about this?
Hugo:Shut up and let me think about this.
Hugo reaches up and grabs Ashley by the neck and pulls her down close to his face
Hugo:Bugging me is not helping Ashley. Look we are not going to fight I am,bot going to give that has been Crowbar the joy of watching us fight. I got a plan I saw that Andy is here and Lenard are here just follow my lead.
Ashley nods abd Hugo lets go of her and stands up and looks looks at her.
Hugo:Now its for us to head out remember follow my lead.
Hugo and Ashley walk out of locker room.
Hugo Strange vs. Ashley Lovell... Kind of...
The wah effect of the guitar of “Bad Side” by Twiztid hit’s the PA.
“At the end of the night, when the moon rises to illuminate what was hidden in shadows during the day.
Tony D: “This next match up has an interesting twist, Kris.”
Kris Red: “Interesting, Tony D? I don’t know who’s booking is worse, PKA’s when he’s drinking, or Crowbars! However, if Maple Leaf Strike Force, want a rematch for the WARPED Tag Team Titles. Hugo Strange and Ashley Lovell, must face off against each other. ”
Tony D: “Not to mention, the man making his way to the ring right now, is the special referee.”
Mr. Rottentreats steps out onto the entrance ramp wearing a referee shirt and a WARPED Tag Title around his waist. He makes his way to the ring as he reaches into his “bag of Treats” and tosses cans of Faygo into the crowd.
He stops at the announce table and sits his bag on the table and trades a fist bump with Tony D.
Kris Red: “What the hell was that, Tony D?! You know what, never mind, give me that bag, I’m thirsty!”
Mr. Rottentreats hops up on the ring apron with a Faygo in hand and watches as Kris Red opens one for himself, and it spews in his face. Treats toasts, Kris Red as Tony D lets out a belly laugh that can be heard over the commentary mics. Treats swings his leg through the ropes and getting into the ring.
Kris Red: “Shut up, Tony D! This isn’t funny at all!!”
Tony D: “You’re right, Kris… IT’S HILARIOUS!!”
As The Beastie Boys, ”Looking down the barrel of a gun” starts, Hugo and Ashley step out and make their way to the ring. As they reach the ring Hugo rolls in under the bottom rope and Ashley steps though the ropes.
Hugo gets to his feet and calls for a mic.
Hugo Strange: “So, everybody is chomping at the bit and ready to see me kick the shit out of her.”
Hugo points at Ashley who gets a worried look on her face and starts to plead with him while saying no to the crowd.
Hugo Strange: “And I bet our new GM Crowbar is sitting in back with his limp little dick in his hands waiting for this match... Well news flash you sick fuck... it is not going to happen!”
The crowd boos and Hugo laughs at them.
Hugo Strange: “And all you sick fucks are just as pathetic as Crowbar and should take to heart what I have to say to him... Crowbar go fuck yourself, you washed up, never was, has been! Yeah, your the boss now, but you became the boss by the same means you use to get laid, and that is by getting a poor bitch too drunk to remember and then fucking her in the ass. I am not going to play your game and I am not going to bow to you.”
Hugo looks over and stares at Mr. Rottentreats as Treats opens his Faygo.
Hugo Strange: “Treats, I have no respect for the shit head fans or for our fearless leader, but I have learned to respect one person here and that is you. “
Mr. Rottentreats takes a swig of his Faygo and makes a jerk off motion as Hugo Strange continues.
Hugo Strange: “Now this doesn't mean we are going to be best friends and we are not going to exchange Christmas cards, but I do respect you and your brother.”
Hugo leans back on the ropes looking at Treats who takes another gulp of Faygo.
Hugo Strange: “Now we want those titles back.”
Mr. Rottentreats points at the WARPED Tag Title around his waist and mouths, “These Tag Team Titles?”
Hugo Strange: “But I am not going to beat up my partner to get them and the way I see it, we have the better record against you and your brother. That's right... it is two to one right now.
Mr. Rottentreats motions for a microphone as Hugo Strange continues.
Hugo Strange: “We have beaten you guys twice where you have beat us once. We want our titles back and we will come at you until we get them. Until then enjoy your time with them because I got no problem with kicking every other tag team in the worlds ass to get back to you guys. You know we will be back on top. Its just a matter of time til those titles are back where they belong.”
Crowd: “SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Mr. Rottentreats sits his Faygo on the turnbuckle then taps his microphone making sure it’s on and steps toward Hugo Strange before speaking.
Mr. Rottentreats: “Are you finished boring the WARPED faithful with your profanity laced tirade?”
Hugo Strange motions that he’s giving Mr. Rottentreats the floor to speak.
Mr. Rottentreats: “How kind of you… Now, here’s the thing. You say Maple Leaf are what, two and one against myself and Douglas? Your math is a little off, you’re two and three against us. Don’t believe me? Here’s a history lesson for ya. WARPED Sixty, the six man tag, I pinned YOU. And at the time I pinned Andy Lebeau at WARPED Sixty-Two, he was still a member of Maple Leaf Strike Force. At Live From Death’s Door, I pinned, YOU, again. So your little proclamation of being two and one against Carnival Connection, null, and void. Two and three is more like it, tubby! Now why don’t you two just wrestle and get it over wit…
”Leader of men” blasts though the pa system as Andy Lebeau and Lenard Limourx make their to the ring.
Andy takes the mic from a smiling Hugo.
Andy Lebeau:: “Hugo, you make me sick. To side with that whore, you have disgraced yourself!”
Andy turns toward Treats.
Andy Lebeau:: “If I could have a second please there are a few things i would like to say. First Mr. Crowbar I will fight the whore Ashley Lovell and I will beat if you would grant me and Lenard the rematch. See my overweight insane friend here is a complete fucking idiot and doesn't understand anything. Now Mr. Crowbar if I can not beat Ashley in 30 seconds then you can fire me and Lenard and you will never have to deal with the MAPLE LEAF STRIKE FORCE again.”
Andy looks around the ring and stares at Hugo.
Andy Lebeau:: “Hugo you make me sick. You are disgracing yourself by siding with that whore. You had the greatest tag team partner ever in the history of wrestling and you throwing it away for some rotten cunt! You make me sick.”
Hugo looks at Andy and smiles and says " You want to fight her go ahead!" Ashley looks shocked at Hugo as Hugo backs and leans against the corner. Andy smiles and then turns toward Treats.
Andy Lebeau:: “And you.”
Mr. Rottentreats grabs his Faygo, takes a swig then points to himself and looks around.
Andy Lebeau:: “Yes you the clown in the black and white. You are the worst out of all of them. You are the reason my beloved sport is going down the shitter. You are nothing but a garbage wrestler. Your life style is garbage your career is garbage everything about you is garbage. Your father was a great , a legend, a icon and all you do is shit on his legacy.”
Mr. Rottentreats takes his fingers and mimes a frown on his mask, and lowers his head.
Andy walks up and pokes Treats in the chest. Treats snaps his head up upon the finger poke, and stares down Andy Lebeau.
Andy Lebeau:: “Your father right now is so disappointed in you and Douglas that he is happy he is dead so does not have to watch your shitty care..”
Mr. Rottentreats spits Faygo in the face of Andy Lebeau and signals for the bell. Andy takes a wild swing at Treats, but it’s blocked and Treats head butts Andy. Ashley Lovell schoolboys Andy Lebeau, and Mr. Rottentreats drops to the mat and makes the count.
Kris Red: “That was a fast count, Tony D!”
Tony D: “Can’t say that I blame him. But what does this mean for the WARPED Tag Title rematch, Kris?”
Kris Red: "Great question!!"
"Extreme Ways (Bournes Ultimatum) hits the arena as Crowbar steps out from behind the curtain, mic in hand, grin on his face. He starts heading towards the ring before stopping to take in the chorus of cheers and boo's from the crowd. He walks down and jumps in the ring, looking around as his music fades.
Crowbar: "Ah, gotta love a mixed reaction!"
The crowd give off just that.
Crowbar: Hey, I'm out here with some important news! That impacts WARPED!"
The crowd slowly start to calm down.
Crowbar: "First things first, unless you're blind or ignorant, WARPED has signed on with a new interfed, Visionary Wrestling Incorporated!....so i'd like to extend my greetings to them and their entire rosters of federations and stars! ....Along with that, however, is their first interfed event, Showcase Zero, in which a few WARPED superstars will be taking part in!"
The Crowd begins to cheer a bit"
Crowbar: "After going to Warped HQ and having a sit down with Joey, who says hi, we've discussed and worked out who's going to be representing the company at Showcase Zero...."
The crowd hush.
Crowbar: "First up, Alexander Starrzoe will face off against Matt Starr....heh.....Starr vs Starr.....well enjoy that, because if I get my way, Starrzoe will NEVER be seen around this fed AGAIN!"
The crowd show their displeasure by throwing things into the ring
Crowbar: "Settle down, theres more. Switchblade, who is so paranoid of me it isn't funny, will be in the 60k Six Pack challenge....couldn't represent Warped without Switchblade! ....and finally, as you've probably already heard The Carnival Connection...Much Clown Love boys....Will take on Leon Stone and Damien Baine at Showcase Zero....except, that match, will be for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHP!"
The crowd roar with excitement at the news of the tag titles.
Kris Red: "Well I guess we know what's next for the Tag Team Titles!"
Crowbar: "Sadly, PKA hasn't sobered up yet so I'm still here, and as per the contract states, unless he sobers up like i ordered him to, you might be stuck with me for a long time! and boy do I have some surprises in store for both you the fans, and the locker room!"
Crowbar drops the mic and smirks, walking around the ring as his music plays, mixed reactions again from the crowd. Crowbar gets hit in the head by a roll of toilet paper which he then picks up looks at, laughs and walks out of the ring with, miming "might need this later!" he heads up the ramp and stands at the top, raising his arms, toilet paper in hand, before walking to the back.
FnX Match: Leon Stone vs. Cameron MacNichol
As the riff of Black Sabbath’s “N.I.B.” hits the PA system, Cameron MacNichol steps through the curtain, with his sister Dyan trailing a step behind him.
Randy Long: "The following contest is a non-title match to be contested under FnX Rules! Introducing first, he is the number one contender to the Evolution Championship, Cameron MacNichol!"
Cameron walks down the ramp, focused on the ring in front of him. As Cameron reaches the ring, he helps Dyan up onto the apron, and they climb through the middle rope together. In the middle of the ring, Cameron raises his right arm and clenches his fist, as Dyan applauds her brother. As the music dies down, Cameron walks to the ropes and begins trash-talking fans in the front row.
Randy Long: "And his opponent.."
"Seize The Day" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA System.
Randy Long: "He is the reigning and defending Evolution Champion - Leon Stone!"
Leon Stone and his sister Chelsea Stone walk down the ramp, Leon is wearing a just a pair of loose fitting basketball shorts with the Evolution Title around his waist. Chelsea is wearing tight jeans and a tight low cut tank top, with her long brown hair in a loose pony tail. Leon slides into the ring and his sister walks to the apron jumping up and down a little just as ready for the match as her big brother is.
Tony D: "Leon Stone sure is a proud Evolution Champion, that's for sure. He successfully defended the title for the first time at Live From Death's Door against Anton Chase, and his next defense will be December 23rd at the Not So Silent Night against that man!"
Kris Red: "That's right, The Dirty Mac himself, Cameron MacNichol, who's coming off a huge victory over The Rough Ryder in that brutal FnX Match which wasn't pretty at all. And once again, this time thanks to Crowbar's decision making, Cameron will be in the FnX environment as he faces Stone in a non-title bout."
Cameron MacNichol grabs a steel chair, folds it up and tosses it into the ring and Leon Stone jumps out of the way. Cam grabs another chair and slides into the ring and Leon grabs the other chair! The bell sounds and Stone raises the chair but Cameron drives a chair into Stone's gut! He then whacks him over the back and Stone goes down!! Cameron now gets on top of Leon and starts repeatedly punching him but Stone pushes him off and starts up to his feet just as Cam comes back at him but Stone grabs his legs and trips him up and gets atop him, repeatedly punching him! MacNichol pushes him off and the two get to their feet. MacNichol grabs the chair and swings it at Stone who drops down and slips out of the ring!
Leon Stone shouts at the ref to tell Cameron to put that chair away!!!
Tony D: "It's all perfectly legal!"
Cameron follows him out with the chair and Leon runs around the ring and slips down on the floor, ducking. Cameron comes around the corner and Stone clotheslines him to the floor! Stone brings MaCNichol to his feet and puts him up against the barricade and delivers a chop to the chest! Cameron fights back with a right hand and Stone backs into the apron. Cameron knees him in the gut and rolls him into the ring and slides in after. Cameron delivers a right hand but Stone blocks it kicks him in the gut! Stone picks up a steel chair and cracks it over the skull of MacNichol!!
Tony D: "What a nasty chairshot to the head!"
He drops down into the cover..
Kris Red: "That looked sick how did he kick out!"
Leon brings Cameron up to his feet and bodyslams him to the mat. He hops onto the second buckle and leaps off with a knee drop and nails Cameron over the head! He covers..
Leon slaps the mat and brings him up and irish whips him into the ropes but Cameron grabs on and Leon charges but Cameron backdrops him over! Leon crashes to the floor and Cameron gets out on the apron as Leon is getting up and Cameron leaps off with a dropkick that sends Leon back-first into the barricade! Cameron brings Leon to his feet and hurls him head first into the barricade! The fans cheer as Cameron keeps going and brings him up and leads him by the tights and hair along the ringside area and hurls him head first into the barricade again!!! The fans slap their chairs and stomp the floor as the rumbling of the Wichita Ballroom is loud and in full effect!
Tony D: "The Dirty Mac is really taking it to Leon Stone right now!"
Kris Red: "He's showing him what FnX is all about! That's the #1 contender for the Evolution Title and if he keeps this up it could get bad for Leon!"
Tony D: "I'd say it already is bad!"
Cameron grabs a table and flips it over, trying to set it up. He spots Leon getting to his feet and puts the table down and delivers a quick running dropkick to Leon, sending him back-first into the barricade and it disconnects in the process!
Kris Red: "Jeez that barricade is getting a WORK OUT tonight!"
Cameron now grabs the table and starts to set it up again. He flips it over and places it next to the ring and goes to Leon and brings him up to his feet but Leon knees him in the gut and delivers an uppercut! He then hurls Cameron head-first into the barricade!
Tony D: "A little payback from Leon Stone there!"
Kris Red: "And still the barricade suffers!"
Leon points down at Cameron and shouts "you'll never get my title! EVER!" and puts the boots to him as the fans around him cheer! He drops to one knee and delivers repeated right hands to the head of Cameron MacNichol!
Tony D: "The Evolution Champion is hammering away!"
He grabs Cameron by the hair and pulls him to his feet and sets him up for a bulldog.. He charges and leaps, causing MacNichol's face to smack against the corner of the table!
Tony D: "Ooh ouch!!"
The table collapses on one end and Cameron clutches his face. Leon covers him quickly!
Kris Red: "Smart move for Leon to make the cover! It's falls count anywhere in FnX matches!"
Leon Stone now looks around the ring for something to use and he spots something.. Stone goes toward the barricade and disconnects the other end of the one he was pushed through moments ago. He does his best to lift it up and take it toward the ring. He leans it up against the apron as MacNichol is getting to his feet. Stone slams Mac's head into the metal barricade and he drops to the floor. Stone now pushes the barricade up onto the apron and tries to maneuver it under the ropes.
Kris Red: "Leon Stone taking advantage of the disconnected barricade, trying to get it in the ring now."
Stone pushes it under the bottom rope and slides in. He lifts it up and leans it up against the corner. Meanwhile, MacNichol is pushing himself up. He starts to climb up on the apron and Stone reaches over the ropes and grabs him by the hair and pulls him up. He sets him up for a suplex and lifts him up and down into the ring! Stone now brings him up to his feet and backs him into the corner.
Tony D: "Leon not going for the pin there but instead it looks like he has other plans."
Kris Red: "Well yeah he's opposite that barricade in the corner!"
Stone grabs the hand of MacNichol and attempts an irish whip but MacNichol holds on to the turnbuckle. Stone tries again and MacNichol holds on. Stone then delivers a rough forearm to the face and successfully irish whips MacNichol and he flips and lands back-first on the barricade!! MacNichol pops off and grabs his back, rolling from side to side in the ring!
Kris Red: "Mannnnnn that could break a guys back!"
Leon Stone puts his arms high in the air as the fans applaud. He grins and looks down at Chelsea who nods approvingly. Dyan rushes around the ring to check on her brother. Stone stalks his prey as Cameron tries to push himself up and Stone help shim the rest of the way, then slams his face off of the barricade! He then does it again! And again! He slams his face off the barricade once more and lets him simply slide and collapse down to the mat. Stone rolls him over and puts one boot on the chest of MacNichol, and raises his arms in the air ..
Tony D: "Oh come on, Leon!"
Stone shrugs it off and brings MacNichol to his feet. He backs him into the corner again and irish whips MacNichol toward the barricade again but he puts on the breaks! Stone runs at him and MacNichol hip tosses him onto the barricade!
Tony D: "A little payback!"
The fans cheer as Leon grabs his back in pain. Cameron slips out of the ring and reaches under the apron. He pulls out a trashcan and tosses it into the ring. He slides in and Leon gets to his feet.. Cameron grabs the trashcan and swings it but Leon kicks him in the gut. Cameron drops the trashcan and Leon DDT's him into it! Leon covers..
Kris Red: "Trashcan busted!"
Stone now makes his way to the barricade and pulls it from the corner and lays it down in the ring. He brings Cameron to his feet and puts him between his legs..
Tony D: "Crucifix Bomb on the way!"
Kris Red: "TheMilestone!!"
Leon lifts Cameron up but Cameron counters into a DDT onto the barricade!
Tony D: "What a counter!!"
Cameron drapes his arm over Leon..
Kris Red: "Whoooa how did he kick out! Look! He's BUSTED OPEN! HE'S SEEING REDDDDDDDDD!"
Cameron MacNichol, rejuvenated, picks up a steel chair. He awaits Leon Stone to get to his feet, smacking the chair on the mat. He then drills him over the skull with the chair and Leon drops backward into the corner and drops to the mat, slumped over the bottom rope and very much so out of it.. Cameron pulls Leon away from the ropes slightly and covers him.....
Tony D: "I can't believe Leon Stone kicked out!!"
MacNichol can't believe it either. Dyan looks on with concern and tells Leon to just stay down!! Cameron brings him up to his feet and he can barely stand as blood pours from his forehead. Cameron MacNichol then steadies Leon.. who can barely stand and is slumped over.. Cameron runs to the ropes, bounces off and returns and Leon, in his slumped over state, grabs the chair directly under him and throws it in the face of MacNichol!
Kris Red: "Quick thinking pays off!!"
Cameron is staggered right now and backs into the ropes.. Stone then charges and spears him through the ropes and they both crush through the table that was still at ringside!!
Kris Red: "Throwing Stones spear and through the table they go!!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" chants come from the audience! The referee slides out of the ring and Leon Stone is on top of Cameron MacNichol! HE counts..
The ref calls for the bell and it sounds! "Seize The Day" hits the PA System and the crowd can't believe it!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner - the Evolution Champion, Leon STONE!"
Chelsea runs over to check on her brother and Dyan does the same for her brother. Both girls start arguing about getting out of each other's space and suddenly they start pushing each other!! Chelsea swings and slaps Dyan and Dyan tackles her to the ground!!
Tony D: "Sister Sister fight!!"
Kris Red: "Let em gooo!"
The referee, though, pulls them apart. Leon Stone and Cameron MacNichol, meanwhile, are still out.
Tony D: "Man this has broken down! I'm not sure if Leon Stone is even aware he won the match. He basically just happened to be in the right place and get the 3 count."
Kris Red: "Yeah, and unlike their sisters, neither dude has moved an inch. They might need medical attention."
Tony D: "The rematch between these two should be EPIC and it will be for the Evolution Title at The Not So Silent Night LIVE on i-Pay Per View!"
The camera zooms in on both men laid out in the table mess and the scene fades.
World Title Rematch: Taurus Capone(c) vs. SwitchBlade
Randy Long: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WARPED Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing at this time the special enforcer for this match and the Interim General Manager - Crowbar!"
"Extreme Ways (Bournes Ultimatum) hits the arena as Crowbar steps out from behind the curtain, mic in hand, grin on his face. He starts heading towards the ring before stopping to take in the chorus of cheers and boo's from the crowd. He walks down and has a seat at ringside. "Lost My Way" by Finger Eleven blasts!
Randy Long: "Now, introducing the challenger for this contest. From Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 192 pounds - SwitchBlaaaaade!"
SwitchBlade slowly steps through the curtain to a large number of cheers. He is dressed in his usual attire of a black short sleeve shirt with a leather jacket, blue jeans, and black shoes. He also has on his trademark gold belt and sunglasses, but this time also has a necklace with a switchblade pendant on it. Upon making his way to the ring he high fives a few of the fans, and then slides into the ring. He gets up, takes off his sunglasses and necklace and tosses them aside. He waves to the fans.
The Television screen scrambles and blacks out. The lights in the arena shut off completely as low ominous strings of unknown music can be heard. A sample of a man seemly giving a speech to thousands begins.
”...And the prophecy read! That one day, like the phoenix arose from the ashes…That a boy would be born onto a family in the slums…this boy would go own to use the knowledge he gained…while fighting for survival in the streets…to become a great leader…and in time that boy would grow to become………KING! ”
Randy Long: "And his opponent. From Harlem, New York, weighing in at 230 pounds - he is the newwwwww WARPED Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion - Taurus Capone!"
As the TV unscrambles the bass-line to "Like That" By T.I. ignites the PA system and drowns out the defying boos in the arena. The lights return to the arena as Taurus Capone emerges onto the entrance way. Around Taurus's neck is a black chain holding the new modified world championship center plate complete with Capone's crown logo as the charm. Taurus slowly makes his decent to the ring and remains emotionless. The heavyweight championship chain sways side to side as the camera zooms in. Audience members at ringside go into a yelling frenzy towards the new champion who simply ignores. He slowly hops onto the ring apron and climbs through the ring ropes...the championship centerpiece almost touches the mat as he steps through. Taurus stands in the center of the ring surveying the arena from behind his darkly tinted shades as the camera once again zooms in on the Warped championship chain.
Tony D: "Tonight, SwitchBlade gets his World Title rematch and we'll find out if Taurus Capone is the real deal or not. No cheating this time, as Crowbar is at ringside."
Kris Red: "One thing Randy Long didn't point out is that if Taurus cheats, Crowbar has told him that he will lose the match and the title! That's unfair!"
Tony D: "Sounds fair and balanced to me!"
Kris Red: "You've got to be kidding me!"
The referee holds the title in the air, showing it to both the fans and the wrestlers in the ring. Crowbar has a seat at ringside and the referee hands the title off to Randy Long and he calls for the bell! The bell sounds as both men waste no time and immediately lock up in the middle of the ring. SwitchBlade quickly takes Taurus down with a snap armdrag and Taurus quickly gets up, surprised.
Tony D: "Whoa! In a split second, SwitchBlade with a quick armdrag to the new champ!"
Kris Red: "Cheat!"
They lock up again and Taurus applies a side headlock on SwitchBlade and gets a huge shit eating grin on his face. His expression changes to fear as SwitchBlade lifts him up and belly to back suplexes him to the mat!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade gets the better of Taurus once again!"
Taurus, on one knee, hand cupping his neck, looks at SwitchBlade like he's just seen a ghost. SwitchBlade motions for him to come on for more. Taurus cautiously gets up and they start to circle the ring.. Tie up in the middle of the ring.. Taurus with a quick stomp to the foot of SwitchBlade! Taurus with a headlock takeover and he holds SwitchBlade down with a front facelock, and there's a smile on his face.
Kris Red: "That's how ya do it, champ!"
Tony D: "Taurus might joke around a lot but he's definitely a well rounded wrestler as well. He may have just outsmarted SwitchBlade there."
Kris Red: "SwitchBlade's great and all, but lately he's been way too sappy and serious about everything. The guy needs to lighten up!"
SwitchBlade starts to power up and he hits a Northern Lights Suplex on Capone! They both pop up to their feet and SwitchBlade executes an armdrag and then drops an elbow on Capone's heart and covers but Capone quickly slips out and escapes the pin!
Tony D: "Taurus might want to take SwitchBlade seriously because as you can see he can take you down in an instant just like that!"
Taurus leans up against the ropes and says Time Out as he breathes heavily and SwitchBlade wastes no time as he confronts him and chops him across the chest. The crowd "WOOO's" with each chop and after the third, SwitchBlade grabs the hand of Taurus and goes for an irish whip but Capone holds onto the top rope and pulls SwitchBlade forward and ducks down, dumping him over the top rope and down to the floor!
Kris Red: "You see that, Tony D! Taurus sent SwitchBlade down faster than PKA pours rum down his throat! And that's FAST!"
Tony D: "Any idea if he's actually attending Alcoholic's Anonymous?"
Kris Red: "Read Twitter, I think you'll know that answer. Look out!!"
Capone slingshots over the top rope and onto the shoulders of SwitchBlade, taking him down with a hurricanrana!
Tony D: "Slingshot Rana!"
Taurus hops onto the apron and allows SwitchBlade to get up. Capone then charges and leaps, clotheslining him to the ballroom floor. He stands up and poses but the fans boo. He smirks and brings SwitchBlade to his feet and hurls him toward the ringsteps and SwitchBlade clips his knee and goes down!
Tony D: "Oh man! SwitchBlade's leg hit those steps hard and he's down!"
Kris Red: "I hope the old man didn't break a leg!"
The fans try to cheer SwitchBlade on but Taurus mocks them, pretending to cheer along with a few fans at ringside. The special enforcer, Crowbar, walks closer to them and tells Capone to take it in the ring.
Tony D: "Crowbar laying down the law now!"
He brings SwitchBlade up to his feet, rolling his eyes at Crowbar. He rolls him into the ring and slides in after, grabbing the leg and kicking it.
Tony D: "And Capone immediately targets that leg."
Taurus now grabs both legs and rolls SwitchBlade onto his stomach, applying the Harlem(Texas) Cloverleaf! SwitchBlade winces in pain as Capone sits down.
Kris Red: "Harlem Cloverleaf locked in!"
The fans cheer the former champion on as he fights his way to get closer to the ropes. SwitchBlade makes it to the ropes, so Taurus releases and puts the boots to SwitchBlade. Capone doesn't let up as he brings SwitchBlade to his feet.. Front facelock.. arm over the shoulder.. Capone lifts him up for the vertical suplex and drops him on his back! He floats over for a cover..
Tony D: "A two count off that vertical suplex from Capone!"
Taurus goes back to the leg, but SwitchBlade quickly makes it to the ropes. The referee tells Taurus to back on up and Taurus teases that he'll continue the attack, but he notices Crowbar out of the corner of his eye and he puts his hands up, cautiously backing up. SwitchBlade gets to his feet and shakes off the pain from his leg. He and Taurus meet in the middle of the ring and Taurus starts mocking SwitchBlade by hopping up and down on one leg and pretending to wipe tears from his eyes.
Tony D: "Oh come on, Taurus!"
SwitchBlade fires off a chop to the chest of Capone! Taurus then fires back with one of his own. SwitchBlade retaliates, and Taurus does once more! SwitchBlade then drills Taurus with a back elbow and Taurus staggers to the corner. SwitchBlade limps his way over and delivers repeated right hands, rapidly!
Tony D: "SwitchBlade is really taking it to Taurus Capone right now!!"
Kris Red: "Yeah and he's blatantly in the ropes so this needs to be stopped now!"
Taurus collapses in the corner and SwitchBlade doesn't let up. The referee tells him to get it out of the corner and SwitchBlade pulls Capone to the middle of the ring. SwitchBlade then applies a Dragon Sleeper but Taurus frantically makes his way to the ropes and SwitchBlade is forced to break.
Tony D: "SwitchBlade going for a submission win there but Taurus wasted very little time to get out of that hold."
SwitchBlade puts the boots to Taurus in the corner, but Taurus fires back with some right hands of his own before SwitchBlade puts him right back down with a stiff shot. The referee tells SwitchBlade to keep it out of the corner and he tells him to not worry. SwitchBlade brings Taurus Capone up to his feet and away from the corner. SwitchBlade nods at the referee to show that he's following orders and keeping it legal, but Taurus uses that as a quick opening to go for a dropkick but SwitchBlade sidesteps and Capone crashes to the mat.
Tony D: "Taurus missed that one! Quick thinking on SwitchBlade's part."
Taurus pushes himself up off the mat but SwitchBlade immediately goes after the Dragon Sleeper again, though Taurus fights out with punches to the face and he goes behind for a quick school boy roll up!
Taurus, first to his feet, boots SwitchBlade in the side of his head while he was rising to his feet. SwitchBlade rolls out to the apron and Taurus slides out of the ring and SwitchBlade rolls under the ropes and back in the ring, toying with Capone! SwitchBlade hits the ropes and Taurus slides into the ring and catches SwitchBlade with a belly to belly suplex! He covers..
Taurus brings SwitchBlade to his feet and delivers a boxing punch combination of shots to the face of SwitchBlade. With the former champ out on his feet, Taurus brings him between his legs and sets him up for the BallinBomb as he lifts him up and spins 180 degrees but SwitchBlade counters into a DDT!
Kris Red: "What! SwitchBlade countered the BallinBomb! He can't do that!!"
Tony D: "And with Taurus out on the mat from that DDT, SwitchBlade is taking to the top rope!"
SwitchBlade, perched on the top turnbuckle, motions for the crowd's excitement and they go wild! He then leaps off with the top rope elbow drop but Taurus rolls out of the way!
Tony D: "Ooh crash landing for SwitchBlade!"
Capone then swiftly kicks SwitchBlade in the side of the head and brings him between his legs.. he lifts him up for the BallinBomb and spins 180 degrees before dropping him to the mat!
Tony D: "BallinBomb!!"
Taurus covers, hooking the leg!
Kris Red: "He nearly had it!"
Tony D: "But nearly isn't enough!"
Taurus slaps the mat and looks around the ring. He sees his World Title on the announce table and Crowbar shakes his head at Capone. Taurus rolls his eyes and turns back to SwitchBlade who kicks him in the gut and puts him between his legs.. he lifts him up and drops him with the Cradle Piledriver!
Tony D: "Cradle Piledriver from SwitchBlade! Taurus took his eye off the prize for a split second and here's the cover!
Kick out by Capone! The match continues!"
SwitchBlade brings Capone to his feet and boots him in the gut. He runs to the ropes and returns with a Swinging Neckbreaker into a front facelock! SwitchBlade holds Capone down as he fights to get to the ropes. SwitchBlade now starts kneeing him in the skull repeatedly while holding the facelock on!
Kris Red: "SwitchBlade is kneeing the crap out of the King's head!! Stop that!"
SwitchBlade continues the assault as the fans actually begin counting aloud along with every knee to the skull, and they get up to 10 before SwitchBlade stops the assault that lasted well over 10 kneeshots. SwitchBlade now wastes no time to climb the turnbuckle again. The fans get on their feet!
Tony D: "If at first you don't succeed, try try again!"
SwitchBlade leaps off and nails the elbow drop!
Tony D: "Elbow drop right to the heart of Taurus, if in fact he actually has a heart!"
SwitchBlade makes the cover!
Tony D: "So close!"
SwitchBlade, who's showing fatigue, gets to his feet and brings Taurus to his feet. Crowbar is shown at ringside intently watching the action. SwitchBlade boots Taurus in the gut and goes for the Implant DDT but Capone spins out and elbows SwitchBlade in the side of the head before attempting a Russian Leg Sweep but SwitchBlade counters into a snapmare takedown. He applies the Dragon Sleeper on Capone but Capone powers up and uses the middle turnbuckle to kick himself up and over SwitchBlade, landing behind. Capone goes for a German Suplex, but SwitchBlade elbows out and goes behind, looking for a German Suplex of his own, but Capone holds onto the top rope.
Tony D: "Both men are jockeying for position and control right now!! What a back and forth we have here!"
The referee orders SwitchBlade to release the hold and Capone starts to bring his leg up to low blow SwitchBlade, but then thinks twice about it. Crowbar gets up from his chair and points at Taurus, who stomps the mat in frustration as SwitchBlade then is able to hit a Release German Suplex with that distraction!
Kris Red: "What the hell!"
Tony D: "Taurus looked like he was going to low blow SwitchBlade with the referee not in position to see but he thought of Crowbar's rule that if he cheats then he loses the title!! That cost Taurus!"
Both men are down in the ring and the referee starts a 10 count. Crowbar shouts at the referee to stop counting. "This isn't ending on a 10 count!" and the referee tells him that he isn't officiating this match and he will continue to count!
Kris Red: "Crowbar doesn't want the referee to count?! Both men are down! That's what you DO!"
Tony D: "SwitchBlade can't win the title on a count out victory, though."
Kris Red: "But Taurus can keep the title!"
Crowbar tells the referee to get his ass out of the ring right now! The referee stomps out and tells Crowbar that he might be the Interim GM but he is not the referee in this match! Crowbar argues with him telling him that he's his boss and he listens to what he says and that this match will not end like that! Meanwhile, ALEXANDER STARRZOE runs down the aisle and climbs onto the apron. The fans pop as he climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at the two men still laid out.
Tony D: "Hey wait just a second!"
Kris Red: "Hey you guys! Look in the damned ring!! Taurus is about to get SCREWED!"
Starr leaps off with the 450 Splash and lands directly on top of SWITCHBLADE!
Tony D: "WHAT!"
Kris Red: "WHAT THE HELL!"
Starr clutches his stomach and stands up, angrily looking down at SwitchBlade. "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" chants fill the venue and Starr slips out of the ring.
Tony D: "What in the world did we just witness! Alexander StarrZoe turned on SwitchBlade?!"
Starr makes his way around the ring toward the ref and Crowbar who are still arguing and he looks down at the World Title and taps it, grinning. Crowbar and the ref notice him and ask him what the hell he's doing there?
Kris Red: "Does Taurus even know what happened?! I doubt SwitchBlade even knows what hit him!"
Taurus slowly rises to his feet and gets ready to fight, putting both fists up, but then notices SwitchBlade on the mat. The referee looks in the ring and slides in, as Crowbar watches on with his jaw dropped. Taurus now pulls the lifeless body of SwitchBlade up and sets him up for a brainbuster. He lifts him up and spirals him down!
Tony D: "BallinBuster!"
Taurus pins! Crowbar is beside himself at ringside as the referee counts..
Kris Red: "It's OVA!"
Ding ding ding!!
Randy Long: "Here is your winner and STILL WARPED Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion - Taurus Capone!!"
Like That" by T.I hits the PA System as the fans erupt in boos at Capone's victory! Crowbar is now arguing at ringside with StarrZoe! The referee holds Taurus' arm in the air and he looks just as shocked as everyone else was moments prior! The referee hands him his championship and he holds it in the air!
Tony D: "I'm not sure what we've just seen!"
Crowbar's demeaner changes from angry to content at ringside as he looks at Starr, then up at Taurus. Taurus has no idea what's going on.
Kris Red: "The good news tonight is that Taurus is KING! He retained the title! But now, who the hell is his opponent at the Not So Silent Night?!"
With Switchblade laid out in the ring Crowbar applauds Taurus and steps into the ring with a mic in hand, Starr slides under the rope and stands over Switchblades unconcious body. Taurus slowly backs up and goes through the ropes, slipping his way out of the ring and backing up the aisle, confused. Crowbar steps up and they both look down at SwitchBlade. Crowbar hands the mic to Starr. Capone's music dies down. Crowbar stands beside Starr and shakes hands with him before turning to the audience who are clearly unhappy.
Starr: "Switchblade.....you don't deserve....no...you...no...fuck, you have no right to be in this ring at all, you're done, you've had your chance and the time has passed. You got what was coming to you, you fuckin old bastard. I'm not a bad guy, just, waste disposal."
Crowbar laughs as Starr hands the mic back to Crowbar. Taurus in the walkway with a somewhat confused look on his face.
Crowbar: "At this point in time I'd like to welcome back Starr to the fold, he's a good man and trust me.....if you fuck up, he'll be there to correct it, so that's a warning to the locker room. Switchblade was just an example. I offered to let bygones be bygones, but of course, he had to run his mouth and start playing the accusation games saying i was going to screw him, well, ask and you shall receive!"
Starr nods and smirks.
Crowbar: "Taurus, Congratulations on retaining the title legally, I'll recognise you as The King now. May you defend that belt with the same honor myself and Alexander Starrzoe have!"
Crowbar shakes Starrs hand and whispers in his ear, they laugh. Starr references something and Crowbar acknowledges.
Crowbar: "As Alex just reminded me, my announcement, which surprisingly, wasn't that me and Starr were fucking with everyone. With this whole lot of shenanigans done, it's time to announce the new, NUMBER ONE CONTENDER to the World Title, now everyones been jocking for the spot, as they always do, but after some careful consideration, watching how everything is going in WARPED at this current point in time, this man has earned the right to be number one contender, plus he offered me sheep sex, ladies and gentlemen, YOUR NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!"
Crowbar points to the entrance way as Flowers of Scotland kicks on as William Wallace walks out with a grin on his face. Taurus Capone stands there, looking him up and down with a smirk on his face.
Crowbar: "You may have seen it coming, but until you reach his level, my level, Starrs level, you ain't shit! Wallace is the man around here and damned right he gets a title shot! Welcome to the Crowbar Era!"
William Wallace stands confidently on the stage as the fans can't believe it! Taurus clutches his title close to his chest and simply no-sells the Scotsman as he brushes past and goes to the back. Starr smirks and shakes his head slightly as he looks at Crowbar. Crowbar nods at Starr and applauds Wallace.
Tony D: "William Wallace versus Taurus Capone at the Not So Silent Night live on i-Pay Per View! The YEAR OF WALLACE continues, but will that mean he becomes the World Champion!?"
The fans start up a "William Wall-ace!" chant as the show fades to black.
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