(The scene opens on Jake Maples and Chairman Dane sitting behind the
backdrop. We see both men wearing F.U.C.K T-shirts and kaki pants. Jake
weird smile on his face.)
C. Dane: Hello everyone, and welcome to our show!
Jake: Yesh. Welcome to oursh show.
C. Dane: In our show, we mean F.U.C.K's show. Yes, F.U.C.K has been
by leaps and bounds in ridding the IWO of all this sensationalistic
and, of course, all of the cussing. Yes, most everyone is F.U.C.King
now. And those who aren't, want to.
Jake: Yesh Dane. I wantsh to F.U.C.K.
C. Dane: Hehe, don't we all Jake? Anyway, it looks like tonights show
going to have some great stuff.
Jake: Yesh. FABULOUS stuff Dane!
C. Dane: In the main event, we're going to see a lot of F.U.C.Kers
it, in this Mini-Me match for the Tag Titles. Now, that is the kind of
excitement we can get into to.
Jake: Yesh. FABULOUS excitment!
C. Dane: Well, another match, which I'm not too excited about, is this
Michael Dudley against Chris Davidson match.
Jake: Whysh Dane?
C. Dane: Well, the stipulations. If Michael Dudley wins, Davidson can
use the word "AWF" in any form ever again. Now, I have no problem with
Jake: Yesh. It's FABULOUS!
C. Dane: However, if Davidson wins, Michael has to have intercourse
man. HOW GASTLY!
Jake: Uh.....yesh. FABULOUS!
C. Dane: Huh?
C. Dane: There we go. And of course, in one of the undercard matches,
to see one of the biggest FU.C.Kers in Phelen Kell, going into a match
ring virgin like his new guy Trent McFarlene.
Jake: Yesh. Trent ish FABULOUS!
C. Dane: They of course, will be going against two HUGE F.U.C.Kers in
C. Dane: Well, let's go to the music!
("ABC" by the Jackson Five starts as we see clips of WHOLESOME IWO
We see G-Dogg delivering a leg drop of Rob Kestler. We then see a DDT
Brian Dudley onto Tony Davis. Finally, we see Brother Al put Psycho Jay
figure four. We then see JT, GP, and Stinkey B. Wizzlecheeks (SBW).)
SBW: YES! WELCOME TO HOSTILE TAKEOVER!
JT: Greetings. I'm JT, and.....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!
SBW: NO CUSSING! F.U.C.K IS TAKING CONTROL! THIS IS THE WHOLESOME SHOW!
GP: Well fans, as you heard from Chairman Dane, our main event should
to be a classic.
SBW: Yeah. A F.U.C.King classic.
GP: It will put the Prep Kids against Era of Our Kind against The Prime
Soldiers against the Prisoners of Society in a special Mini-Me match.
SBW: Well, what can you say, but that F.U.C.K is working when we get
WHOLESOME matches like this.
GP: Also tonight, we will see Michael Dudley take on Chris Davidson.
tell you what, this Michael Dudley versus the Usual Suspects feud is
SBW: Hey, it's a F.U.C.King miracle.
JT: Not to mention the debut of Phelen Kell's new trainee, Trent
They'll both me going against former tag champs, Project Deuce.
GP: All this and more! WHEN WE COME BACK!
Another new tag team?
Project Deuce vs. Phelen Kell and Trent McFarlene
Anyone who has been looking at Kell's interviews recently would notice
Phelen is training a new comer named Trent McFarlene...this will be a
learning experience going against former tag team champions Project
GP: Alright everyone this is going to be an interesting night filled
kinds of action from Chris Davidson and Micheal Dudley, to Ashton Cain
Crazy Cannuck to lord knows who else. And we've got a nice start up for
here. This match for sure will be intreguing.
SBW: Thats right Greg, on one side of the IWO ring we will have former
team champions, thought to be gone, Project Deuce makes a return to the
against the team of the man himself, coming off of a strong win in the
Gauntlet match last week "The Legend" Phelen Kell will be teaming up
protege of sorts in a guy calling himself "Trend Setter" Trent
GP: From what everyones been saying this Trent kid is full of fire
tonight. This is the first time he's ever been on national television.
JT: I don't get it. The kid isn't even under contract with the IWO!
GP: Thats true JT. Skunky, care to comment on that?
SBW: The name is Stinky and yes I would. It is true, Trent McFarlane,
young kid from Boston Massachusetts is not under legal IWO contract.
Kell being the IWO front man he is has pulled a few strings in the back
gotten his young friend a match. It seems, if you've paid attention to
Phelen Kell promos that Kell believes Trent may have what it takes to
star in the business, and tonight is a test to see what needs to be
GP: Lets hope this is a shining night for the kid.
JT: Yeah right. I hope Project Deuce rips him a new asshole.
GP: Anyway, lets listen to some prerecorded comments from Phelen Kell
::The screen fades to black, and then to the back where a black
colored only by an IWO logo stands with Phelen Kell and Trent McFarlane
standing in front of it. They are looking into the camera.::
Phelen: Tonight is the night Trent...tonight is the night that we see
you've got to offer...we'll just see what I need to teach you, and what
you've got well covered.
::Phelen smiles and looks at Trent.::
Trent: Yeah Phelen tonight is my first night...I can hear the ladies
my name right now...ah yes...I can hear it. And once the girls get on
"Trend Setter" bandwagon, I'll be locked, cocked, and I'll be handing
ass whoopin to Project Deuce that you wouldn't believe! Trust me
feelin like a million bucks today! I won't let you down!
::Slaps Trent on the chest.::
Phelen: Project Deuce, you know I'm ready...you know Trent is ready.
what you so called former tag team champions got! We'll see you in the
::As Phelen points at the camera it fades to black and comes back up
another black backdrop, but this time it has the logo of Project Deuce
and Project Deuce is standing there.::
Deus: Phelen Kell....you may have once been a great wrestler...but you
longer. Now you are nothing...nothing but a washed up man with pipe
that can only be lived out through your new smurf friend McFarlane.
Trent will never be IWO material...he'll bever be up to PAR. And we'll
it tonight as we beat him into a near death experience.
::Deus looks up into the air chuckling to himself.::
Sefirosu: Project Deuce has been missing from the scene for a while
now....some people thought we were gone...but I assure you we are far
it....Trent McFarlane and Phelen Kell, you will be our first stepping
on the way back to the top of the IWO...you can't stand in our way. No
can. We'll see you in the ring....be prepared for a concussion or two.
::The screen fades to black and back to Greg Parker.::
GP: And now ladies and gentlemen lets take you down to ringside for the
introductions to our opening match.
**DING DING DING**
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen....tonights bout...is scheduled for one
and is a special request tag team match up. Introducing first, they are
former IWO tag team champions...making their return to the IWO in quest
::Project Deuce walks out to the ring looking quite focused and ready
heads on Hostile Takeover. They get in the ring.::
Announcer: And their opponents....
::The sound of "Dropping Anchor" by Jimmies Chicken Shack can be heard
fans begin to clap, for they figure "it isn't Kell, so it has to be
guy". Trent McFarlane walks out onto the IWO ramp and stands posing and
smiling brightly. Suddenly the lights go out, and come back on at a
gray tint. "Sober" by TOOL is heard throughout the arena. Suddenly "The
Legend" Phelen Kell walks out and stands next to Trent who is still
Phelen now stands behind Trent. Trent bends his knees into an almost
Micheals-esk pose as Kell puts his arms in the air. The fans go nuts as
two walk to the ring.::
**DING DING DING**
GP: And here we go ladies and gentlemen, the match is starting off with
on one side and....and....whats this? Kell and McFarlane are on the
of the ring. Lets get a camera there and see what they're saying...
::Camera at ringside.::
Phelen: Alright...this is it....your getting in there..and your not
me until you absolutely need it. This is a test....we'll see how you
Trent: You've got it. Lets get in there and knock some heads off
Phelen: Thats what I like to hear.
SBW: Oh, did you hear that?
JT: Hehe...Trents ass is as good as dead.
SBW: Trent McFarlane is being tested here against these two behemoths
now. The bell has rung...Trent is in, and here we go.
GP: We start off with Trent and Deus circling eachother...theres a tie
by these two-
::Suddenly the sound of moving headsets is heard. Suddenly in the
we can hear JT screaming.::
JT: YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU STUPID FUKIN NAD HEAD! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
GP: Uh...ladies and gentlemen it appears we now have joining us here at
ringside the former IWO World Heavyweight champion, and champion in the
hearts of Nads users everywhere Tony Davis! To what do we owe this
Tony: Well Greg its good to be here tonight. I came down to talk a
bit, and to check this match out, I wanna see how this works out here.
SBW: Where've you been lately Mr. Davis? We haven't seen you around
Tony: Well I've been taking it kind of easy since the whole 4x4
Jamie ya know? Because of that my shoulder has been reaggrivated...I'm
trying to avoid messing it up any further.
SBW: Oh...well, will you be joining us for the remainder of this match?
Tony: Oh of course....you know I will! After all, everyone loves me!
GP: OH! Trent is slammed to the mat hard now with a powerslam by Deus.
Everyone, while we were chatting here Deus has been in total control.
McFarlane, he isn't the biggest guy in the world, but he isn't the
either, and right now he's getting his buttox handed to him by a huge
SBW: Deus lifts Trent up into the air for a suplex! But wait! Trent
hopped down off of his back! Deus turns and gets a kick to the gut!
hunched over! Trent running off of the ropes now, he springs off of the
middle rope and comes down with a legdrop of sorts onto Deus' head!
back to his feet immidiately!
Tony: Hey that was pretty slick.
SBW: Trent lifts the much larger Deus up and goes over to his corner,
jumps up onto the top rope and flies backwards at Deus with a spinning
kick to the face! Deus is down again. Trent jumps back to his feet
grabs Deus by the feet.
Tony: Trent lifts Deus legs and wraps them around his own, laying down
Deus back and arching back his neck into an STF. Deus looks to be in
amount of pain here. Deus refuses to let go though, and now in comes
to make the save. Both men are down now.
GP: Kell is slapping the turnbuckle trying to get Trent to snap out of
and it might be working. Trent is shaking it off and crawling toward
corner. So is Deus, BOTH MEN MAKE THE TAG!
Tony: Gee we haven't seen that a hundred times before.
GP: Kell and Sefirosu are going head to head now! Rights! Lefts!
Lefts! A kick to the stomach by Kell followed up by a swinging neck
Kell is on fire! The fans are going nuts! He lifts Sefirosu up into a
now! No! Its a Brainbuster! Kell DOWN! Oh man that had to hurt. Trent
in the corner now. Kell tags him in. Trent leaps up onto the ropes and
springboards in with a Hurrican-rana! Trent right up, here comes Deus
in! He runs at Trent, Trent ducks with an ankle sweep. He jumps to his
Tony: This kids fast as hell!
SBW: Trent grabs Sefirosu and lifts him up, throwing him into the
hits him with an ankle sweep sending him down headfirst falling on his
partner Deus! Both men are down now! Trent stands up cursing and
joy! He has a big smile on his face! Phelen looks pleased!
Phelen: Finish him off Trent.
Trent: How? I don't have a finisher!
Phelen: Do the thing I showed you before!
GP: Whats this? Trent is lifting Sefirosu up into the air like a suplex
OH! He drops him down on his head! (like what Rikishi does cept with
a drop on their head and not holding them in place) Trent McFarlane
sitting Tombstone of sorts! He goes for a pin!
SBW: NO! Here comes Deus! But Phelen Kell leaps and Lariots Deus to the
GP: Trent McFarlane with an awesome showing here in this short, short
Tony: I'm really impressed...either that kids really good or Project
just sucks a nut....either way...Trent McFarlane and Phelen Kell are
GP: Couldn't have said it better myself. It was a short match, but a
showing in the talent of Trent McFarlane.
(We cut to the back and see Evan Levine and Jonny Allen sitting in
locker room. Each man has his IC tag title belt.)
Evan: Man, it's great to have gold now.
Jonny: I'll say. And to think, I'm still a rookie!
Evan: Yeah. Well, I'm thinking about getting some more gold.
Jonny: You going to take on Dane and take his belt away?
Evan: No. Dane can wait. Tonight, I'm feeling in an ocean mood.
Jonny: I didn't know that oceans have moods.
Evan: BE QUITE! Anyway, tonight, I challenge High Flyer to a shot at
Pacific title that will be mine! If you have the guts Flyer, then
GP: Well our next match is somewhat of an odd contest. At least by
people's standards. We have on our hands an old school technical
JT: You've got to be kidding me. This stuff from the 80's makes me
SBW: Be quiet, J.T. This should be a nice display of skill by both
Announcer: Introducing the first participant in this one fall matchup.
stands 6'9" and weighs 283 pounds. Accompanied by Athena, here is
::"Hate Me Now" by Nas plays and Athena leads Apollo out to the ring::
Announcer: And his opponent, standing 6'3" and weighing 240 pounds,
::"God Of Thunder" by KISS plays and Chrome Thunder makes his way down
ring as the bell rings::
GP: Well I think both these men are somewhat fish out of water in this
of match, but nevertheless here we go. They're tying up in the middle
ring and Apollo picks Chrome Thunder up and slams him down. Apollo
against the ropes and comes back in with an elbow drop to the sternum.
he pulls Chrome Thunder's left arm back into an arm bar now.
JT: Oh God! Could this be any more sickening? Where's the tables?
chairs? The barbed wire?
SBW: It's an old school match! As in traditional wrestling! Don't
the incredible genius of Dane's match making ability!
GP: And now Chrome Thunder seems to be working his way out of this arm
He's picking Apollo up with his own arm! What power! And he slams
down into the mat with a powerbomb! And Chrome Thunder's rolling
ring now and he's got a chair and he's bringing it back in with him.
JT: Yes! Yes! Kill Apollo with that beautiful weapon of pain!
SBW: No way! This isn't an extreme contest!
GP: Chrome Thunder is pulling back and -- wait! The referee just
chair right from Chrome Thunder's hands! And now he's jawwing with the
referee! But here comes Apollo from behind! Schoolboy rollup!
Chrome Thunder gets out at the last second! Both men are back up and
Thunder turns Apollo inside out with a clothesline!
JT: Schoolboy rollups? Clotheslines? Greg...please kill me now!
GP: Well J.T. it looks like you're not the only one who's getting sick
this match. Chrome Thunder's leaving through the aisle!
SBW: No he isn't! Look who's coming out from behind the curtain! My
personal hero and your's, Chairman Dane!
::Chrome Thunder stops in his tracks as he sees Dane standing in the
Dane: Chromey, if you don't get yourself back down to that ring and
this match you can just keep on walking when you hit that door because
out of here! No more paychecks for you...not from the IWO anyhow.
::Chrome Thunder steps closer to Dane::
Dane: Don't even think about hitting me. I'll have you hauled out of
fast that your mother will scream with orgasmic pleasure!
::Chrome Thunder clenches his teeth, but knowing that Dane has the
do just that he slowly makes his way back to the ring::
Dane: Now I know everyone's saying that you two are out of your element
this match, but I happen to know for a fact that you guys are about as
hardcore as a marshmallow. So let's just continue this match now.
::Dane walks over and sits at the announce position as Chrome Thunder
back in the ring with Apollo::
SBW: Dane sir! I just have to say that it's an honor to have you
here with us!
JT: Maybe now that you're here you can explain to me why this
boring match has been signed onto the card!
Dane: This "boring" match J.T., is where our sport started. And
think all matches should be old fashioned, but the sick fans seem to
SBW: I'm totally with you on that Chairman Dane sir!
GP: Well Stinky, if you could remove your upper torso from our
posterior I think we'll continue this match.
Dane: Parker, if I knew what any of that meant I'd have you thrown out
now, but I do agree that we should continue this matchup.
GP: Well now that both men are back in the ring and back to their feet
they're going at it tooth and nail. Right hand by Apollo! Right hand
Chrome Thunder! Oh wait! Apollo blocked that one and kicks Chrome
to the stomach. He picks him up...cradle piledriver!
Dane: A fine, technical manuever.
SBW: Oh yes. Very well played by Apollo.
JT: Gag me with a spoon, why don't you?
GP: Now Apollo has Chrome Thunder up again and he's putting him up on
rope. He may be going for a superplex here. But Chrome Thunder is
the brakes on! He front suplexes Apollo back in! With Apollo down now
Chrome Thunder comes off the top. Frog splash! And he follows with a
lateral press! 1...2...and Apollo has his left foot on the ropes.
SBW: Apollo really is playing it smart. Wouldn't you say so, Dane?
Dane: Yes, but his in-ring intelligence shrinks to nothing next to my
SBW: I couldn't agree more, sir.
GP: Well it looks like Chrome Thunder is getting into it with the
again. Being a former IWO Extreme Champion, he may not be used to the
break rule applying. Hold on! Here comes Apollo from behind! He's
Chrome Thunder up. And he brings him down hard with The Ray Of Light!
Cover! 1...2...3! And Apollo's going to walk away the winner this
JT: Thank God it's over!
GP: Wait a minute here. Apollo's helping Chrome Thunder up and it
he just whispered something to him. Chrome Thunder nods and -- oh no!
They're coming out here!
Dane: Well it's been uh...real nice working with you fellows, but I
::Dane attempts to run off, but Apollo and Chrome Thunder grab him.
Thunder holds Dane outside the ring and Apollo pulls a table, a can of
and a bag of thumbtacks out from under the ring. He pours the
onto the table and then follows with the gas::
Apollo: Shall I do the honors?
Chrome Thunder: By all means.
::Apollo pulls some matches from his pocket and lights the table up::
SBW: No! I've got to save Dane!
::Stinky runs over towards Apollo and Chrome Thunder and gets punched
face for his troubles and goes down on the concrete floor hard::
GP: I'm no fan of Chairman Dane, but I think this is a little more than
dangerous here! Chrome Thunder's pulling Dane up into a powerbomb and
goes crashing through the table of fire and thumbtacks!
JT: Oh my God! That was great!
Chrome Thunder: How's that for hardcore you little pantwaist?
::Chrome Thunder and Apollo walk off as many backstage attendants run
help Chairman Dane and Stinky::
The scene opens on Michael Dudley getting ready for his match against
Davidson. We see his pre-match preparations involve Caren giving him a
massage. Great move on Michael's part.)
Michael: AHHHH! RIGHT THERE! Yeah. A little lower...OHHHHHHHH! Damn
Caren: So, are you ready to dominate Davidson?
Michael: Dominate? HA! Dominate doesn't cover it. Oh no. There is no
adjective, adverb, verb, or even noun in the known English language
describes what is going to happen to Davidson.
Caren: What about preposition?
Michael: You get the point.
Michael: Anyway, I'm REALLY hoping that his Usual Suspect buddies don't
bother us in this thing. Because what will end up happening is, they
miss in hitting me with some sort of illegal object, thus, giving
excuse for the pummeling he is about to have to endure from me.
Caren: And I know you hate when people have excuses for their
Michael: Oh it sucks! Well, I can take those guys if they come out.
They're just Rob Kestler and Psycho Jay. OHHH! RIGHT THERE!
Mummified in barbed wire!
Crazy Canuck vs. Ashton Cain
They are both two extreme motha F.U.C.K.ers...will
they be able to surive this match? Both men are
wrapped in barbed wire and will do battle on the roof
of the arena. First one to render their opponent
helpless wins. These two are possible the two most
extreme people to ever grace an IWO ring...this should
GP: This next one.. I don't even know why Chairman
Dane is allowing this to go on. This match is going
to be an absolute slaughter folks, as Crazy Canuck
takes on Ashton Cain in a barbed wire mummy match.
JT: Dane has had some gay ideas, but this one is FAR
FROM IT! I believe we're going to see somebody DIE
SBW: This is not good F.U.C.King at all!! Why do they
can't they just F.U.C.K with out the barbedwire?
GP: Sometimes I wonder about you Stinky.. how can you
claim that you're not gay and then say something like
SBW: No, Greg, it's you I don't understand..
JT: Let's get this show on the road!
::The camera shows Ashton Cain and Canuck on the
rooftop, getting the last of their barbed wire wrapped
GP: Alright, here we go! Ashton looks like that barbed
wire hurts but he's not letting it get to him and he
and Canuck start attacking eachother, exchaning right
hands. Canuck uses a kick to the stomach to gain an
advantage in the brawl and then Canuck throws Cain to
the arena roof. Cain rolls out of the way of a Canuck
knee drop, and the foreigner winces in pain as the
barbed wire sinks into his skin.
JT: He's bleeding.. and this just started!
GP: Very true, JT, and there will no doubt be more
blood in the future. Cain stands and kicks a kneeling
Canuck right in the teeth, causing him to fall onto
his back. Now Ashton hits an elbow drop to Canucks
chest, and both men cry out as the barbed wire pinches
at their bodies. This is going to be just brutal,
fans. Cain pulls Canuck up and goes for a vertical
suplex but it's blocked by the foreinger and now
Canuck executes a vert. plex of his own! Cain cries
out in agony as the barbed wire digs into his back!
Canuck gets up and delivers a hammer blow to the face
of Ashton Cain, and several cuts appear on Cain's
SBW: Why can't these two stop this violence and
F.U.C.K like Chairman Dane wants!?
JT: You HOMO! Could you please stop with that shit?
GP: Cain staggers up, already looking woozy from the
toll that this match is starting to take on him. He
goes for a dropkick but Canuck moves out of the way
and pushes Cain to the ground, once again causing him
to groan in pain as the barbed wire digs in. Canuck
starts puting the boots to the bloody face of Ashton
Cain, who looks like he is about ready to pass out.
Canuck pulls Cain up to his feet and drags him towards
the roof edge!
JT: Do you think he'll throw him over? Wouldn't that
be just GREAT?
GP: Canuck may be looking to do just that, JT... no!
Cain prevents any thing of the sort by hitting Canuck
with a low blow! OH MY! That barbed wire.... why
JT: How could Ashton Cain be so HEARTLESS?
GP: Canuck doubles over in sheer agony and Cain hits a
face crusher on him! Ashton Cain pulls Crazy Canuck to
his feet and kicks him in the stomach.. DDT! Cain is
in control now fans! Canuck starts crawling away but
Ashton won't allow it, he grabs Canuck by the foot and
lifts him high in the air, then smashes Canuck's knee
into the roof! Ashton rakes his barbed wire covered
forearm across the back of Canucks knee, causing the
foreigner to howl in pain.
SBW: I'm starting to worry.. I don't think this match
is suitable for kids to be watching.
GP: I don't think it is either, Starchy. Cain pulls
Canuck up and lifts him in the air.. BRAINBUSTER! ONTO
THE ROOF! That had to hurt like hell, I have to say.
These two are really taking it to eachother here.
Cain is not letting his advantage slide, he locks
Canuck in a boston crab. Canuck is howling in pain but
it doesn't look like he's ready to quit just yet. Cain
relinquishes the hold and then pulls Canuck up,
headlocking him.. the barbed wire rakes across the
side of Crazy Canucks head and Ashton Cain drills
Canuck right in the face! What a shot!
JT: Blood is EVERYWHERE! Didn't I tell you this would
GP: This has only just begun, JT. Canuck falls to the
roof, holding his bloody face and Ashton stomps on the
back of his opponents head! MY GOD! Now Cain pulls
Canuck up and clotheslines him across the back of the
head, ripping Canuck open along his back. This is just
slaughter here folks. It's not even wrestling anymore.
Canuck falls forward but manages to come up in a roll,
facing Cain. Cain charges forward looking for a
clothesline but somehow Canuck ducks.. BACK BODY DROP!
What a desperation maneuver by Canuck. Now neither men
are moving on the rooftop.
SBW: Oh god I hope this ends soon, so that I won't
have to watch anymore!
JT: Shut up, you pussy. Man, I wish they would just
get rid of your ass.
GP: Canuck is getting to his feet, slowly. He pulls
Cain up and then puts him on his shoulders.. DEATH
VALLEY DRIVER! OH MAN!
JT: NOW IT'S REALLY PICKING UP!
GP: Canuck stands again and kicks Cain in the ribs,
causing Ashton to whimper. Now Cain stands, but Canuck
grabs him and hits a belly-to-back suplex, causing
another howl of pain to escape Ashton's lips. This
doesn't look good for Ashton Cain right now, I tell
you. Cain tries once again to stand, but Canuck boots
him VICIOUSLY in the ribs, and then stomps on Cain's
back. Ashton falls face first to the roof and Canuck
steps on his leg!
JT: Heh, I love this match. Praise to extreme
SBW: I can't belive you take pleasure in this, JT.
JT: I'M sick? You're the one who wants to see these
SBW: AND WHAT IF I DO?
GP: Canuck pulls Cain up and goes for a vertical
suplex but Ashton blocks. Canuck tries again.. no!
Cain reverses it into a snap suplex! Ashton Cain is
fighting to get back into this one! Ashton gets to his
feet and so does Crazy Canuck. Canuck with a right,
blocked by Cain! Canuck with another right, blocked!
Now Cain responds with a right hand, and another, and
another! Canuck is reeling on his heels, the momentum
is shifting! Cain leaps up, FLIPPING DROPKICK! CANUCK
CRASHES TO THE ROOFTOP!
JT: YEAH! I love it when they make it a close one!
GP: Cain pulls Canuck up, Jawbreaker! Canuck can't
take much more, he looks to at the end of his rope!
Cain grabs Canuck, SINGLE ARM DDT! Cain is punishing
Canuck now, I'm sensing the end of this one!
JT: No way! It can't be over already!
SBW: ALREADY? It should have never begun!
GP: Cain drags Canuck to the rooftop.. he's going to
THROW HIM OVER! NO!!! CANUCK, IN DESPERATION, FALLS TO
THE GROUND AND PERFOMS A MONKEY FLIP! CAIN IS GOING
OVER! NO, WAIT! CAIN GRABBED THE ROOFTOP EDGE! CANUCK
DOESN'T SEE IT, HE'S GOT ONE ARM RAISED IN GLORY! CAIN
IS PULLING HIMSELF UP! HE GRABS CANUCK... REVERSE DDT!
JT: AHHH! DID YOU SEE THAT? I gotta say, Ashton Cain
GP: CAIN PULLS CANUCK UP! RIGHT HAND! CANUCK IS
BLEEDING, HE SPITS OUT A MOUTHFUL OF BLOOD AND TEETH!
CAIN GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR, TAKEDOWN! CRAZY CANUCK IS
FIGHTING BACK BUT CAIN DOESN'T SEEM TO FEEL ANYTHING!
HE RIPS SOME BARBED WIRE OFF HIS ARM AND USES IT TO
JT: I think he's snapped!
SBW: This is AWFUL!
JT: Cain is going to kill him!
GP: CANUCK IS FIGHTING FOR HIS VERY LIFE! HE GRABS
CAIN BY THE FOREARM AND KARATE FLIPS HIM OVER THE
ROOFTOP EDGE! BUT CAIN, ASHTON CAIN, HAS GRABBED ON TO
SOME OF THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND CANUCKS BODY!
NOW IT'S A WAR TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE STRONGER!
JT: MY GOD IS THIS EVER INTENSE!
GP: CANUCK LOOKS LIKE HE'S GETTING FREE.. CAIN IS
GOING TO FALL! CANUCK IS GOING TO WIN.. NO! CANUCK
FALTERED! ALL THE BLOOD HE'S LOST MUST BE GETTING TO
HIM! HE FIGHTS TO STAY STANDING, BUT HE CAN'T! HE
FALLS OVER! NOW ALL CAIN HAS TO DO IS LET GO AND HE
WINS! BUT HE CAN'T LET GO, SOME OF THE BARBED WIRE IS
CAUGHT ON HIS SKIN!
JT: ..... OUCH!
GP: CAIN IS RIPPING AT THE BARBED WIRE.. HE LOSES A
PATCH OF SKIN OF HIS PALM! CANUCK FALLS TO THE GROUND
IN A SHOWER OF BLOOD AND WARFARE! THIS ONE'S OVER!
THIS ONE'S OVER!!!
Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNER.......
::Chairman Dane walks out clapping.::
C.Dane:Wow...you guys really did an awesome job with this one. Cain I
you want the extreme title...so I am at this point declareing you the
contender for it. You will face the winner of next weeks Extreme
Championship match up. And Cannuck....next week you and Brother Al
your well overdue rematch for the I/C tag titles....who says I can't be
::Scene cuts to the back.::
GP: Were back with more HT!
JT: The worst show around!
SBW: I ant even going to say anything!
JT: Good you know your roll!
SBW: OK THATS IT!!!
JT: HEY GP keep the PEACE! AH Keep the....
SBW: God I have to do that more offten. It feels so good!
GP: Well fans up next is a odd match. Earlyer tonight we saw Evan Levine lay
out a challenge to of all people...HighFlyer!
JT: Yep the man that beat Ken War! The man that I wouldent mind seeing Kick
the shit out of EVAN!!!! HAHAH
SBW: I think Evan has a great chance! he has bin on one hell of a role since
the PPV! I think breaking away from the BDP was the best thing he could have
GP: Well Evan is coming off a major win from last friday! We say Evan and a
new commer John Allen beat the BHB to become the new Ic Tag champs! So let's
keep that in mind!
JT: Hell I wont do this that offten but GO highflyer!
Anouncer: Ladies and Gentalmen this next match is for one fall and is for the
IWO Pacific Championship!!! Introducing first from Bethlehem, PA...He is 6'
and 204 lbs....He is the IWO Pacific Champion......HIGH FLYER
["Loco" by Coal Chamber plays over the building as the fans rise to there
feet to see the pacific champ walk out with Kate Young by his side!]
Anouncer: And his opponent! From Philadelphia, PA. weighting in at 247 lbs he
is one half of the IWO IC Tag Team Champions.........EVAN LEVINE!!!!!
[ The lights go out and a scream of the word "RAGE" is heard thoughout the
building! Then "P.O.S." By Head starts to play as Evan walks out with his IC
tag belt on and his Tag partner Johnny Allen by his side!]
JT: What the hell was that?
SBW: Evans new music!
Gp: Theres the bell. both of men run at each other. Evan misses with the
closline and High Flyer goes to the other rops. He does a moosalt and Evan
chaches him in mid air. OH sidewalk slam. Evan right back to his feet. He
goes out to the apren and Cadapolts over it and misses with the leg drop.
High Flyer is back up and so is Evan the two run at each other again and are
now exchanging left and rights! High Flyer gets the advantage and hits Evan
into the corner. OH hard slap the the chest and now High Flyer tosses Evan
acrose the ring and big splash. Evan comes out falling! High Flyer now goes
up top. He gets his balence as Evan gets to his feet quickly! Evan now falls
into the rops and High Flyer falls. Evan now climbs the rops and is going to
try for a superplex.
JT: NO come on High Flyer this ant going to happen. Evan cant win!
SBW: If Evan nails this its all over!
GP: Evan has it ready and UP and NO!!! High Flyer just revered in mid air and
landed ontop. PIN! 1...2.....3 NO!!! Evan kicks out! High Flyer up to his
feet and goes into the ropes and comes off with a moon salt! NO! Evan gets
the knees up and High Flyer falls in pain! Evan back up to his feet and picks
High Flyer up with him. he tosses him into the ropes and misses with the
closeline. High Flyer comes off the other side strong but Evan meets him with
a foot this time.....DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!! Evan pins 1....2.......NO!!!! High
Flyer kicked out and Evan cant beleave it!
JT: YES YES YES High Flyer kicked out. Thats right Evan! Your High Flyer's
SBW: Hey dont start that carp again! You dont want to get fired!
JT: Oh ya thats right F.U.C.K! I forgot!
SBW: Ya well if you want to keep your job I would not for....wait...I mean
you need to cuss all the time! Ya!
JT: What do you take me for?
JT: Dont answare that.
GP: Back in the ring Evan and High Flyer are both to there feet. both seem to
be talking a breather and they just look at each other. Evan shakes his head
and runs right at High Flyer. High Flyer ducks and TOSSES EVAN RIGHT OVER THE
TOP ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!! High Flyer falls to his knees to take a breath as
the ref starts the count. 1....2......
SBW: Wait look theres ALLEN!!!
JT: Hes got a chair....High Flyer LOOK OUT!!!
GP: Allen is in the ring and OH!!!! MY GOD!!!! Allen just took High Flyer's
head off with that chair!!! You have got to be kidding me. High Flyer is out
cold! The ref is at 7 as Evan gets in the ring. He sees High Flyer is out
cold. He pins 1....2.....NO!!! NO High Flyer gets the choulder up Evan cant
beleave it! The Fans go nuts! Evan now seems to be fighting with the ref.
JT: No hes destracting the Ref look Allen is getting in the ring again!
GP: Allen back in the ring with the chair. Hes stalking High Flyer. High
Flyer gets to his feet and doges Allens Chair shot. OH!!! High Flyer just
nailed Allens own chair in his head with a drop kick. Allen is down and High
Flyer has the chair. Evan sees what happend and pushes the Ref out of the way
and runs at High Flyer.....OH!!! High Flyer just nailed Evan with the chair.
Evan is out!
SBW: The Ref didn't see it!
GP: Evan is out and High Flyer is now draging him over to the corner! The
Fans are going nuts. Allen is still out and Evan isnt moving. High Flyer has
Evan where he wants him and now goes up top! High Flyer tells the fans its
JT: WAIT LOOK someone is running down to the ring!
SBW: Who the hell is that?
JT: I cant see him! Hes got a mask on!
SBW: The masks got words on it.....its says Rage!!!
GP: Something tells me he is here to Help Evan!
JT: NO really!
GP: The man runs down and gets up on the apperen!! High Flyer doesnt see him
and OH!!! He took High Flyer's leg out from under him. High Flyer falls to
the mat as Evan now starts to get to his feet. High Flyer is still on the
ground. Evan is now up and looks to be waiting for High Flyer. High Flyer is
up and has his back turned to Evan. High Flyer turns around....Boot to the
midsection!!!! He hooks the arms....GAME TIME!!!! GAME TIME!!!! Its all over
we have a new champ!!!
3........!!!!!!! HE DID IT!!! Evan DID IT!! He is the NEW IWO PACIFIC CHAMP!!!
Anouncer: Ladies and Gentalmen here is your Winner and NEW!!!!!! IWO PACIFIC
CHAMPION!!!! EVAN LEVINE!!!!
JT: DAMN!! This sucks!
GP: Wait look whos that comeing to the ring! Its another Ref! He gets into
the ring and is now telling the other ref what happend. The Ref now seems to
under stand lets hear what happens.
Anouncer: Ladies and Gentalmen the Ref has just informed me that Evan Levine
and High Flyer both broke rules so there for THIS MATCH WILL CONTINUE!!!!
JT: OH YA!!!
GP: Evan is flipping out as the Ref is taking away the Pacific title from
Evan!!! Evan can't bealve it! Evan is not even paying any attention to High
Flyer. High Flyer is measuing Evan. The Ref tells Evan to wrestle. Eva turns
around and is met by a flying shoulder block from High Flyer. Evan is down.
High Flyer drags him over fast to the croner. He goes up top. FLYING MOON
SHOT!!!!! FLYING MOON SHOT!!!!! FLYING MOON SHOT!!!!! Its all over High
...............3............................WHAT!!! NO!!!! Allen and the
Masked Man just pulled the ref out of the ring!!! OH!!! They just nailed the
REF!!! Hes out cold. Both Allen and the Masked man get in the ring!!! They
are now beating on High Flyer! OH!!! Allen and the masked man are destroying
High Flyer! Evan is up to his feat!!! Now all Three man are beating the carp
out of High Flyer! Allen picks up High Flyer and hand him over to Evan. Evan
puts High Flyer up in a power bomb postions as Allen is on the top ropes.! OH
MY GOD OH MY GOD High Flyer has to be in peaces!!!! Allen just came off of
the top ropes and did a bulldog on High Flyer while Evan in mid air turned
High Flyer around! MY god High Flyer has to be broken in half!!!! The masked
man now has the chair and puts High Flyer's hand in it....What is he going to
do? NO!....NO OH!!! I think i just heard High Flyer's hand SNAP!!!!! My
god!!! My god! It has to be broken. These man are destroying High Flyer! Evan
now picks up the beaten and broken High Flyer for the fainly insalt......GAME
TIME ON THE CHAIR!!! GAME TIME ON THE CHAIR!!!! Allen is on the top ropes!
FLYING MOON SHOT!!!!! Generation Rage just did High Flyer's own move on him!
Evan has the Pacific belt! Be drops it on High Flyer. and all three man are
leaving the ring togeather!!!! Fans we have to take a break will be right
back after this message!!!
::Scene cuts to Trent McFarlane and Phelen Kell's locker room...Chairman Dane
walks up and knocks on the door.::
C.Dane:Kell get out of my way...
Phelen:Well that certainly was a fine how do you do!
C.Dane:Yeah you....what are you doing here?
Trent:.....I work here.
C.Dane:The heck you do! Your not under IWO contract!
Trent:Lick my nuts!
Trent:My Walnuts of course,
C.Dane:Oh...yes I like nuts too...well sometimes their a bit too salty for me.
Trent:C'mon Dane let me under contract!
C.Dane:Hmmmmmm...okay next week you get your BIG chance...heh heh.
Phelen:Dane let me talk to you for a second...
::step away from Trent::
Phelen:Dane don't do something that kills the kid....I would hate to see a
young blue chipper waste away like that,
C.DAne:HAHAHAHA! He's going down next Friday Kell.....He's gonna feel it!
He's gonna feel it!
C.DAne:You've felt it before....now it's his turn...AHAHAHAHAHA!
Stips To Be Announced
Michael Dudley vs. Chris Davidson
GP: Hi ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to Hostile Takeover. I of
am Greg Parker, with my colleagues JT and Stumpy P. Ness.
SBW: Stinky B. Wizzlecheeks.
GP: Yeah whatever. Anyway, we're back here to Hostile Takeover and
a great match coming up here in the show. Its a match in which the
stipulations are yet to be announced between rivals Micheal Dudley and
Davidson. Who do you think has this one JT?
JT: I like them both. They're both asses...and thats the best part. To
winner in this match would be against my religious beliefs.
GP: Which are?
JT: Never root for anything less than a heel, and they're both asses in
view, so I can't not root for either of them. I'll be an innocent
GP: Umm...alright....and Stamford what do you have to say about this
SBW: Its Stinky, and I think personally that this match is going to be
great one. I'm hoping for an old fashioned match, no blood, no guts, no
swearing, just good old fashion family entertainment.
GP: Yeah yeah we know. But who do you think'll win?
SBW: Oh.....well I'm gonna go with Micheal Dudley because he's rich.
GP:.........yeah....okay anyway....lets take you down to ringside now
the IWO announcer is about to get this contest under way.
**DING DING DING**
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen...this next bout is scheduled for one
fall...with stipulations to be announced....introducing first...in this
grudge match....he may not have been in the IWO for a very long time,
has shown everyone just how talented he is...and continues to do so as
goes on....he is CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS DAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIDSOOOOOOOOON!
::Chris Davidson walks out into the ring and stands in his corner.::
Announcer: And his opponent...hailing from Beverly Hills
half of one of the IWOs finest tag teams....lead to the ring by his
law Caren Dudley....MIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAEL DUUUUUUUUUDLEEEEEEEEY!
::Michael and Caren walk out and into the ring. Suddenly the sound of
Chairman Danes voice.::
C. Dane: And NOW ladies and gentlemen F.U.C.K. brings to you.....the
of the IWO CHAIRMAN....DAAAAAANE! Yes thats right...it is I...Chairman
Dane....leader of the F.U.C.K. movement....F.U.C.K.ing its way in to a
near you soon! And I am here to announce the special stipulations for
tonights match here!
::Chairman Dane walks out and into the ring looking at both men.::
C.Dane: This one is special guys...because the brainchild for this
none other than yours truely...Chairman Dane. And I think everyone here
agree with me...that this will be the most challenging...the most
outrageous...and the most important match of both of your professional
careers! Chris Davidson.....Michael Dudley.....tonight...you do battle
little deadly ditty I like to call AN INFLATABLE COW MATCH!
::Michael Dudley and Chris Davidson just look at eachother in shock.
faces say "What the fuck is that?"::
Michael: What are you smoking Mr. Chairman?
Davidson: Yeah, what the hell is an Inflatable Cow match?
C.Dane: It is quite simple
see.....hidden somewhere in this arena in a deflated, inflatable
first one of you to find and inflate this cow SHALL BE THE VICTOR!
::Both men just stair at Chairman Dane. Chairman Dane looks at them.::
C.Dane: What? You don't like it? How about if I throw in a special
the winner then eh?
Michael: A title shot?
Davidson: A retirement match?
C.Dane: No boys...even better! The winner of this....very.....match
Davidson: Spit it out damn it!
C.Dane: Will recieve their very own IWO: F.U.C.K. T-shirt! Signed by
C.Dane: And I'll give you a free years subscription to Nickelodeon
Michael: DAVIDSON YOUR MINE!
Davidson: NOT IF I GET YOU FIRST!
GP: And Chairman Dane has finally struck a deal with these two in this
Inflatable Cow match! has anyone ever seen one of these before?
JT: I have no fucking clue what to expect here.
SBW: Never in all my years have I heard of such a thing! This should be
interesting for sure!
GP: Yes indeed. And this one is under way already and Michael and Chris
to circle one another. They're going together for a collar and elbow
now...a holding pattern is now broken by Chris Davidson who arm drags
Dudley to the mat. Dudley to his feet Davidson to his feet..they look
eachother and pause...
JT: These two really want their Nickelodeon Magazine subscription!
SBW: You know it! I've got a subscription to that! Its worth dying for!
JT: Your an idiot.
GP: Chris Davidson hits Michael Dudley with a knee to the gut sending
the mat. Immidiately Davidson takes advantage of this by smashing his
into Michaels back with axehandle blow after Axehandle blow! Dudley
Davidsons leg and trips him, jumping on top of him! Lefts, rights,
rights. He's pummeling Chris Davidson! Davidson flips Dudley off and
his feet. Dudley to his feet. they're looking at eachother again! The
is going wild!
JT: Wow...big deal!
SBW: Shoosh up poo face! Davidson and Dudley tie up once again, Dudley
Davidson to the ropes, Davidson comes back, Dudley ducks to back body
him, Davidson see's it coming and leap frogs over Dudleys head and
off the opposite ropes, Dudley turns and is met by a clothesline! NO!
grabbed Davidsons arm and arm drags him, Davidson rolls with it and
back to his feet! WHAM! He nails Dudley with a clothesline straight
depths of Arkansas!
SBW: Well...yeah...the "H" word is bad.
JT: Oh for god sake!
GP: Davidson follows up quickly. He lifts Dudley up and bends him
hooking in as if he were going to Reverse DDT him. But OH! He lifts him
the air! Reverse Suplex! Dudley hits stomach first!
JT: Hey look whos coming down to the ring! Its Psycho Jay! Yes! I love
SBW: Oh no! Its that fornicator!
JT: YEAH! Aint he great? Look what he's doing!
GP: Psycho Jay is chasing Caren Dudley around the ringside area now
and gentlemen! Oh no! She tripped over a camera chorde and just hit the
ground outside the ring! Psycho Jay is grabbing her by the head! OH NO!
seen this before!
JT: HE'S HUMPING HER FUCKING HEAD! I LOVE IT!
SBW: Oh my lord, I think shes enjoying it!
JT: What gives you that idea?
SBW: She isn't struggling.
GP: Actually shes knocked out...look at her, Jays just holding her head
he can hump it.
SBW: Oh...I see......SICK! Chairman Dane will hear about this!
GP: Michael Dudley see's it. He is going after Jay! He's going after
is running..no...skipping off into the back! Michael Dudley is
And Chris Davidson is following Michael!
SBW: Get him Michael! Get that disgusting dog! Chairman Dane runs a
wholesome clean show. Not a show where people....oh whoa is me for
this....have sexual intercourse with someones cranium!
SBW: Sexual intercourse...with someones cranium.
SBW: ....doh! Nevermind. Its beyond you. Your just not beastie.
JT: DON'T START THAT AGAIN!
SBW: Sorry. JT MA' RAPTA' CLAWS!
JT: SHUT UP DAMN YOU!
JT: DAMN STRAIGHT!
JT: LIKE WINE!
GP: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! We've got a camera in the back
all of the action now. Jay has run off somewhere and Chris Davidson has
caught up to Michael Dudley and is beating the tar out of him! He has
by the face, he rams him into an Bruiser-Cola machine! He drove his
straight through it! The soda cans are pouring out on top of Dudley
Davidson is running through the locker room to try and find the
cow! Dudley is struggling to his feet, he is looking around now! What
have there? Oh no. Michael Dudley has found himself the IWO Snack food
Dudley grabbed the bowl of Jello and is now in chase with Chris
again! He is gaining on him!
SBW: Why Jello?
JT: Theres always room for Jello.
SBW: Ah, point taken.
GP: Davidson has walked inside someones locker room. It looks to be the
locker room of none other than Titan. Titan is sitting there with
women all over him! They're all naked! YES!
SBW: NO! NO! NO! THIS IS RUINING FAMILY HOUR!
GP: Titan stands and throws Davidson head first out of the room into a
Michael Dudley runs up behind Davidson as he stands up and NAILS him
head with the glass jello bowl! The green jello dumps all over Davidson
the glass shatters! Davidson is lying in a pool of Lime Jello!
JT: I never liked that flavor. The least Dudley coulda done was grab
strawberry kind. Thats mm mm delish!
GP: Whats this? Dudley is pulling something out of his kneepad! HE HAS
GP: Michael Dudley is choking out Chris Davidson with string cheese!
is trying to eat his way out of it! And he does! The cheese ripped in
But Dudley isn't done! What else does he have? MUSTARD PACKET! MUSTARD
TO The EYES!
JT: DAMN IT I'M HUNGRY NOW!
SBW: Why in tarhooties would someone be using these kind of things?
JT: I don't know, but its tastey TV! Get it? Tastey TV?
::Drum sound: "ba dum chee"::
JT: HAHAHA! I kill me.
GP: Chris Davidson is rolling around on the floor now rubbing the
of his eyes. Michael Dudley is kicking him in the rib cage area and
to vigorously. He lifts Davidson up and throws him through Titans
door again! Titan is pissed!
Titan: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LOCKER ROOM YOU LITTLE TWIT!
GP: Titan is beating the unholy hell out of Chris Davidson! Michael
just sitting on a crait and watching! Michael smiles as Davidson goes
across the floor!
Michael: Hey Titan.
Michael: You got the inflatable cow in there?
Titan: Boy I wish I did....golly those things
swell..uh.. I mean....shit man what do you
am some kinda sissy....get the hell outta here kid!
GP: Michael gets up and begins to walk away but is stopped by Davidson
grabs him by the foot. Michaels other foot slides in cheese and mustard
both men are on the ground now! Davidson is crawling up to Dudley and
punching him with some object! What is that?
JT: WHOA! I've never seen anyone use somethin like that!
SBW: Oh for the love of pete!
JT: Its a condom filled with ice! HAHAHA!
GP: WHAT? Davidson is hitting Michael Dudley across the face with a
filled with ice! He musta gotten it while Titan was kicking the shit
him. Lets hope its not used.
JT: Dude it was in Titans locker room.
GP: Oh....OH! Thats sick!
SBW: Thats it...I'm writing all this down and these two are going to
firm talking to from Chairman Dane!
GP: Michael Dudleys lip is busted open. Aw man thats sick! Imagine the
over fluids seeping into THAT wound!
JT: I think I'm gonna be sick....nope....hAHAHHAHAHA!
GP: Chris Davidson is up now he's lifting Dudley up into a Powerslam!
throws him through another locker room door! Whos locker room is this?
PSYCHO JAY! He looks shocked! It musta scared the hell out of him! He's
looking down at Dudley now and is smiling! HE'S HUMPING MICHAEL DUDLEYS
JT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THIS GUY!
SBW: SINNER! SINNER!
GP: Davidson walks into the room now.
::On the scene::
Davidson: You got the stupid inflatable cow?
Psycho Jay: Nope. Not me. Or else I'da already given you it.
Davidson: Good point....seeya later.
GP: Chris lifts Michael Dudley up into a Piledriver and drives him head
into the concrete floor! He picks him up again and throws him straight
another locker room. Its Phelen Kell and Trent McFarlanes locker room!
::On the scene::
Phelen: Can we play?
Phelen: Alright motherfucker this is for what you and the rest of the
BDP did to me and my family! LETS GET HIM BOYS!
SBW: PHELEN KELL, TRENT MCFARLANE AND HARLEQUIN ARE GANKING MICHAEL
AND PHELEN WAS SWEARING! THEY'LL PAY TO!
GP: Phelen lifts Michael Dudley up and drives him through a table with
Powerbomb! Trent McFarlane lifts up Dudley and hits him with a chair
the forehead! Dudley is down!
::On the scene.::
Davidson: Hey Kell, you guys got that Inflatable Cow in there?
Phelen: Nope. Chairman Dane asked me to, but I thought it was queer. I
know whos got it.
Davidson: Shit! Oh well. See you boys later.
GP: Davidson has Dudley by the foot, he's dragging him down the hallway
Dudley is trying to get loose. he's finally coming to. He uses his
to thrust into Chris Davidsons back! Davidson flies forward hitting his
on the cement! Dudley is stumbling around. He sees someone walking down
hall. Who is that? Its Nikki! Dudley is running up to her!
::On the scene::
Nikki: Hi there studley.
Michael: So...uh....do you happen to have that Inflatable cow?
Nikki: Thats not a very good pick up line.
::Michael looks back at Davidson who is begining to stand up.::
Michael: JUST GIVE ME THE COW BITCH!
Nikki: I DON'T HAVE IT ASSHOLE!
Michael: Fine!.....I've gotta borrow this.
JT: YEAH BABY! DUDLEY RIPPED HER BRAH OFF! WOOHOO! NIKKI BOOBS! NIKKI
GP: OH MY GOD! MICHAEL IS DRAGGING DAVIDSON DOWN THE HALL USING NIKKIS
He's knocking on doors!
Zombie: Whata you want? Who the fuck are you?
Michael: Hey Zombo, you got that Inflatable Cow in there?
Zombie: Actually yeah I do Pretty queer isn't it?
SBW: IT IS NOT! CHAIRMAN DANE IS A GENIOUS! A VISIONARY! HE IS
::On the scene::
Michael: Yeah it is. But I gotta blow it up to win. Can I have it?
Zombie: Yeah take the damn thing. Heres the pump that came with it to.
GP: DUDLEY HAS THE INFLATABLE COW! HE HAS THE PUMP! HE'S STARTING TO
UP! IT LOOKS TO BE LIFESIZED! HE IS PUMPING AWAY!
JT: Dude....I just realized something...
JT: This is fucking stupid!
SBW: NO ITS NOT! DANE IS A MASTER AT CREATING GREAT IMPRESSIVE MATCHES!
JT: No dude this is fucking stupid!
GP: Chris with a low blow now sends Dudley to his knees! The cow is
inflated now! Davidson continues the process. He begins pumping the cow
all four legs are filled with air, the body is almost there, and the
SBW: Dudley grabs Davidson by the head and NECKBREAKER! Davidsons down
Dudley grabs the pump and cow and is running off with them! Where is he
GP: HE'S COMING BACK DOWN TO THE RING! DAVIDSON IS FOLLOWING HIM! THEY
COMING DOWN OFF OF THE IWO RAMPWAY NOW AND INTO THE RING! DUDLEY SPINS
WITH THE LARGE INFLATABLE COW IN HAND! HE JUST KNOCKED CHRIS DAVIDSON
THE RING WITH ThE INFLATABLE COW! DUDLEY IS PUMPING AWAY!
SBW: All thats left is the head now!
JT: This is so jerked off.
SBW: SHUT UP!
GP: Davidson storms the ring again! He's running at Dudley! He rolls in
ring....and Dudley is able to kick him right in the side of the face!
sec...Psycho Jay just ran out here.....he grabs Carren Dudley....HE'S
HER HEAD! MICHAEL RUNS OUTSIDE AND KICKS JAY! Wait a sec....he just ran
inside the ring....Davidson and Dudley both dive.....and the both blow
head! It's....it's....a draw?
SBW:YAH! WE all win!
JT:SHIT! NOW WE CAN'T SEE MICHAEL HAVE SEX WITH SOME DUDE...OR SEE
MAKE IT THROUGH DAILY LIFE WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT THE AWF!
SBW:Oh well it was still a fine match!
JT: That was fucking stupid.
SBW: SHUT UP!
The scene opens on Capital Punishment and G-Dogg getting ready for the
G-Dogg: Do you have any idea how Dane got the clearance to have us all
Cappy: Beats me.
G-Dogg: I would have thought that some government agency would have
stuck their nose in and stopped it.
Cappy: Yeah. After all, what if some idiotic kid runs into the
machine, and ends up getting eaten by a lizard or something? That's a
suit right there/
G-Dogg: Yeah. Although, what if the machine goes into meltdown. He
the entire town! THAT would cost the IWO a hefty fine.
Cappy: Well, hopefully Dane thought this whole thing through.
G-Dogg: I hope so, because I'm not getting nuked!
Mini Me Match
World Tag Team Championship
The Prep Kids vs. The Prime Time Soldiers vs. Era Of Our Kind
Prisnors of Soceity
This one should be a classic. All teams, a ref, a camera man, and a
security officers will be shrunk down to the size of an ant and will
battle in Chairman Dane's mansion live via satellite. This will be
elimination style...once a member is eliminate the security will escort
to a sealed off area where they will be force to stay till the match
Last man standing and his partner will be the winners. Anything goes!
GP:Well folks it's mainevent time here on Hostile Takeover...and this
one...is gonna be a bit odd to say the least. But, we should find out
the TRUE IWO World Tag Team Champions are...
JT:Man oh man I can't wait to see this one! Takeing place inside
Dane's mansion....I can't wait to watch that place get destroyed as 8
IWO's finest tears through it!
SBW:No no no...Chairman Dane would never agree to something like that!
the men are going to be the size of a ant! So they will be able to do
damage to Dane's mansion. This should be fantastic!
GP:Who do you guys pick to come out on top?
JT:You've gotta go with the Prep Kids...they've been doing the best for
longest amoutn of time. I mean who can stop Jordan Howitt and Randal
McCloud! Their almost as good as BHB used to be!
SBW:No no no...I feel that a fine tag team such as Era of Our Kind will
hard to beat. They are the most experienced and though Phantom and
Mage may have some ring rust I feel that in the end they will come out
GP:Both of those are great guesses however I think you would be foolish
count out the Prisnors of Soceity because Cappy and G-Dogg have been
dominateing singles wrestlers. And you of course could also not count
the Prime Time Soldiers because they have been on a tag team winning
recently and I feel that they may just be the team to beat here
anyways let's go to the mansion!
::Scene cuts to the mansion where we see G-Dogg and Capital Punishment
(Prisnors or Soceity), Scott Stone and Tyler Johnson (The Prime Time
Soldiers), Phantom and Master Mage (Era of Our Kind), and Jordan Howitt
Randal McCloud (The Prep Kids) are all standing in Chairman Dane's
lobby. A few IWO officials and security officials are standing around
as a bunch of scientists wearing white lab coats. Their is a huge
set up that resembles a door. One of the scientists walks up and
Scientist:Alright gentlemen...to become "tiny" you must walk through
door and you will instantly become small. So please line up in a
line and walk through the door way.
::The wrestlers and the IWO officials and security line up and begin to
through it. The IWO camera man is last in line. As he walks through
the wooden floor of the next room. The wrestlers have already began to
GP:Well fans here we go! G-Dogg has Tyler Johnson down and is on top of
driveing rights and lefts into his skull! Master Mage is holding Jordan
Howitt as Scott Stone unloads on him with rights and lefts. And
Punishment is down as Phantom and Randal McCloud stomp away on him!
JT:AHAHAHAHA! Tyler Johnson just flipped G-Dogg off of him and picked
lose wood chip and nailed G-Dogg in the head with it! G-Dogg is busted
SBW:Oh stop the match! We can't have blood! The censors won't like this
GP:McCloud and Phantom have Cappy up...they go for a double
Cappy reverses it! What power by Cappy! Howitt just ducked and Scott
decked Master Mage! Man this is getting hot and heavy quick!
JT:Wait a sec Tyler Johnson is walking away from G-Dogg and is now over
Howitt and is kicking and punching him. Where's G-Dogg?
SBW:Cappy picked up Phantom and slaps an arm bar on him...this is a
submission but I think it's a bit too early for Phantom to tap out.
just stomped Cappy and Cappy is off of Phantom. McCloud has Cappy
on the hard wood floor!
GP:Tyler Johnson is over with Scott Stone now and the two of them are
beating on Master Mage and Howitt! Johnson has Howitt up...Stone grabs
feet for a spiked pile driver! An early cover....1.......2.....NO! Kick
by Howitt! Kick outs are usually extremely rare in this kind of match
seems every single cover is an elimination/
JT:AHAHAHAHAHA! Cappy just took McCloud and slammed him head first into
coffee table leg! And Phantom comes out of no where and grabs Cappy for
German Suplex! Hehe
GP:Master Mage, Scott Stone, and Jordan Howitt are all fighting over
wall...Tyler Johnson grabs Master Mage's shoulder but Mage elbows him
in the face...Johnson stumbles back and hits an "On" switch...and
Mage, Scott Stone, Jordan Howitt, and a host of IWO camera men and
officers were all just sucked up into the vents! Johnson is up and is
around...he has no idea where they got to.
JT:Cappy, Phantom, and McCloud are all fighting over on the other side
::Suddenly a gigantic boom occurs and "RIBBET" sounds through the
JT:What the FUCK was that?
SBW:WATCH YOUR POOPY MOUTH! And if I'm not mistakeing that's Chairman
pet frog Jasper.
GP:It's a frog?
SBW:I think so...
::Suddenly a frog jumps over near Cappy, Phantom, McCloud and the
and swollows them all whole.::
GP:OH MY GOD! WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?! THAT FROG...JASPER JUST ATE 3 IWO
JT:We've lost camera contact with them...we'll check in with them
GP:Tyler Johnson is now just walking around the room trying to find
someone...everyone has disappeared now...he might be looking for a long
JT:Wait a second...G-Dogg just jumped out of nowhere...I think he flew
the top of that dresser and just landed on Tyler Johnson! What height
Johnson and G-Dogg just went rolling! G-Dogg is now stomping away on
Johnson...he scoops him up and rams him head first into the wall!
GP:G-Dogg...grabs the lamp plug and pulls it out of the wall...UH-OH I
I see where this is going!
SBW:TURN THE CAMERA AWAY! THIS IS NOT FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT! THIS IS NOT
ALLOWED TO AIR ON IWO TV! NO NO NO!
GP:G-Dogg grabs Johnson's arm...and jammed it into the electric socket!
Johnson is flashing white now and we can see his skeleton! He flys out
socket and is stumbleing backwards....DOGGINATOR! DOGGINATOR BY G-DOGG!
JOHNSON IS OUT! THE COVER...1.....2.....3!
GP:Well looks like pTs are gonna be a bit under handed with Tyler
already eliminated. IWO security have now escorted Johnson to the
area where he will be forced to stay! G-Dogg is now wandering off...it
take him awhile to find action again.
JT:AHAHAHAHA! I just got word that the camera man inside Jaspers
the camera working...so let's go to Jaspers stomach where Capital
Phantom, and Randal McCloud!
GP:Well looks like where they are now they are up to their wastes in
acids and food and various other sickening liquids. Cappy just rolled
Phantom up onto a leval area..it looks like some kind of muscle...and
follows them so they are on flat ground now...the camera man follows
close up of the actions...folks only in the IWO would we see this!
JT:AHAHAHHA! Cappy crabs Phantom and slams him head first into the side
the frog! He turns around and drops McCloud with a big boot to the
Cappy is on fire! Phantom is back up...uh-oh Cappy caught him...McCloud
over...Cappy caught him too...DOUBLE DEATH PENATLTY! THAT'S GOTTA BE
CAPPY FOR THE COVER...WHERE'S THE REF!
Capital Punishment:Come on mother fucker count!
Camera man:I'm not a ref dude I'm a camera man...a count from me means
Capital Punishment:SHIT! Well where the fuck are the refs?
Camera man:I don't know...obviously not inside the frog though!
GP:Capital Punishment is now punching the side of the frog...trying to
through it...I can hear the frog yelping in pain...
SBW:OH NO POOR JASPER!
GP:OH CAPPY JUST PUNCHED THROUGH THE FROG AND IS PULLING IT APART...AND
HAVE I HEARD SUCH SICKENING YELPS AS I'M HEARING NOW! THAT FROG IS
FOLKS! CAPPY HAS HIS MIDSECTION THROUGH....AND SLIDES BACK IN...Cappy
Phantom and McCloud and jumps through the frog....the camera man now
through...and we can see the frog bleeding everywhere! The refs are
waiting...Cappy is on top of Phantom and McCloud for a
The both kicked out!
JT:AHAHAHAHAHA! This is great!
GP:Cappy is hot! He's yelling at the ref...in the mean time Phantom and
McCloud are starting to get to their feet....Cappy is still claiming it
a three count...Randal McCloud is up on his knees behind Cappy...LOW
Cappy is hunched down from the low blow...Phantom nails Cappy with a
JT:How are they still standing!?!
GP:Phantom and McCloud are now both stomping on Cappy...wait a
still alive! Jasper just hoped over to them and nailed McCloud with his
tongue! McCloud goes down hard. Phantom picks up a pebble and nails
right between the eyes with it! Jasper jumps at Phantom but Phantom
of the way!
SBW:Phantom just found a pin and is holding it like a spear...OH! YICK!
GP:HE JUST DROVE IT RIGHT INTO JASPER'S EYE! JASPER JUST LET OUT A
SQUEAL AND IS NOW DEAD! PHANTOM KILLED JASPER!
GP:McCloud is up and his face is busted open...Cappy just whipped him
with an angry mans clothesline...McCloud got turned inside out! Phantom
now tradeing punches with Cappy...they are going back and forth!
finally slowed his momentum with a low blow! Phantom grabs DDT...NO!
reverses with a Northeren Light Suplex! McCloud comes out of
nails Cappy with a TORNADO DDT! CAPPY IS OUT THE
COVER.....1........2........NO! G-DOGG! G-DOGG MADE THE SAVE! G-Dogg
McCloud up and is pounding him like crazy! Phantom is up and is nailing
G-Dogg from behind. G-Dogg turns and is fighting with Phantom...McCloud
Cappy up and is stomping away on him. G-Dogg has Phantom up and they
fighting...wait a second...it's....A FLY!
JT:AHAHAHAHAAHA! THE FLY JUST SWOOPED DOWN AND PICKED UP PHANTOM AND IS
FLYING OFF WITH HIM! G-Dogg stumbled backwards as the fly took
GP:G-Dogg walks over to McCloud who is unloading on Cappy with lefts
rights...G-Dogg just spun McCloud around...DOGGINATOR! McCloud stumbles
back...Cappy catches him....DEATH PENALTY! McCloud is out cold! The
GP:Folks we'll now take you to the pre-recorded footage of the other
with Master Mage, Scott Stone, and Jordan Howitt...who were sucked up
the fan...we understand they are up in Dane's bed room...let's take a
***Note:This was takeing place while the rest of this was takeing
GP:Master Mage, Scott Stone, and Jordan Howitt....just came crashing
the fans...and landed on top of Dane's dresser! Camera men and IWO
are also scattered out...
JT:AHAHHAHAHA! Come on let's go HOWITT!
SBW:Come on Master Mage!
GP:Howitt is up first and just leveled Stone with a drop kick! Mage
and takes Howitt down with a bull dog head lock! Stone is quickly up
drop kick and drops Mage with a spinning heel kick! But Howitt's now up
levels Mage with a flying cross body!
JT:AHAHAHAHAHA! They remind me of RVD and Jerry Lynn!
SBW:SHHHHHHHH! Don't say that we might get sued!
JT:OH! YOU SAID IT NOT ME!
GP:GUYS! We now have Howitt up and he's got Mage...OH GOD! HE JUST
OFF THE TOP OF THE DRESSER ONTO DANE'S COMPUTER BELLOW! JESUS CHRIST
FALL HAD TO HAVE KILLED MAGE! MAGE'S CAREER WAS ALMOST ENDED MONTHS AND
MONTHS AGO BEFORE IS HISTORIC REDEBUT! WHAT A FALL...AND HOWITT'S
THIS MATCH IS JUST TWISTING EVERYON BEYOND BELIEF!
JT:YESSSSSSSSSSS! DID YOU SEE THAT BUMP!?! THAT WAS COOLER THEN KEN WAR
WEEK IN THE BEACH BRAWL! OH MY GOD! AHAHAHAHA! IWO! IWO! IWO! IWO!
SBW:NOW YOUR STEALING THE ECW CHANT!
JT:Hehe...I got you to do it again!
GP:Howitt turns around and Scott Stone came out of nowhere and speared
Howitt! Howitt went down hard! Stone has Howitt up...Stone swings
grabs him...release German Suplex...but Stone landed on his
doing a little celebration dance....and Stone spins him around.......OH
LORD! SUICIDAL TENDENCIES (ROCK BOTTOM) OFF THE DRESSER DOWN ONTO THE
COMPUTER WHERE MASTER MAGE LANDED EARLIER! DEAR GOD THAT'S GOTTA BE 3
IWO SUPERSTARS! WE'RE GONNA GET SUED...THIS IS JUST WRONG!
JT:IWO! IWO! IWO!
SBW:SHHHHH! DANE I HATE THAT!
JT:Dane I hate that?
SBW:Yeah...instead of God I hate that...Dane I hate that...the two are
similar you know?
JT:oh sure I know *coughBULLSHITcough*!
GP:GUYS! Our camera man is being lowered to the ground as we speak...I
see anything on the monitor...I have no idea what's going on down
JT:Hey Stumpy...did you see that show on TNN last Friday?
SBW:STOP TALKING ABOUT ECW!
JT:EC what? I was talking about RRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AND BOWL!
GP:You know what I like most about that show?
SBW:HA! YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ECW!
JT:Noooooo they have very fine tables on that program!
SBW:I HATE YOU!
GP:Anyways folks we are now down on the computer...and their not
be seen? The camera mans looking around....OH and he just fell...into
monitor! and that's where Howitt, Mage, and Stone. Mage seems to be
dominateing both me...he has em' both down and is stomping on each of
keeping them both from putting up any kind of a fight. Mage now picks
Howitt...DDT! Mage for a cover....no ref yet! Mage is furious....he
Stone....diamond cutter....both of them are layed out but no ref yet.
JT:WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING MICKY MOUSE ORGANIZATION IS THIS!
SBW:Settle down JT....
GP:The ref was just lowered down...Mage is covering
Stone....1......2......NO! Stone kicks out!
GP:Mage is pissed! He's yelling at the ref who just keeps shakeing his
not knowing what to do...wait a sec...Howitt's up....he grabs Mage from
behind....diveing reverse DDT! The cover....1.....2.....3!
GP:Security is now lowered inside and is takeing away Master
up and him and Howitt are tradeing punches now.....wait a sec...we
we need to quickly cut to our other camera...
JT:AHAHA! It's Phantom....he has a cherry bomb! A full size Cherry bomb
must of rolled it....it's right infront of the monitor......he has a
match.....THE CHERRY BOMBS GONNA BLOW!
SBW:NOOOO! CHAIRMAN DANE NEEDS HIS COMPUTER!
GP:THE MONITOR JUST BLEW OPEN! GLASS FLEW EVERWHERE....HOWEVER PHANTOM
ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! SCOTT STONE AND JORDAN HOWITT JUST FELL OUT
THE MONITOR....AND PHANTOM IS NOW BEATING ON THEM.
JT:Phantom has Scott Stone up....and he is rubbing him on the broken
from the monitor...Stone's arm is bleeding all over the place....Howitt
up and drop kicks Phantom in the back of the head!
GP:Wait a sec...G-Dogg and Capital Punishment just came out of
nowhere.....they are dominateing everyone who is in their way! Cappy
Howitt with a power bomb on the glass! G-Dogg spins Phantom
around....DOGGINATOR! The cover on Phantom....1......2......3!
ELIMINATED:Era of Our Kind
GP:EOOK IS GONE! Security is takeing Rodney Phoenix out of
effort by EOOK...just not enough tonight...I do see big things in the
of that legendary team though. G-Dogg and Jordan Howitt are now
punches....Cappy and Stone are going at it....Cappy nails Stone with a
to the stomach...picks him up...DOMINATOR! Howitt is stunned on the
side...G-Dogg goes for the DOGGINATOR....NO! Howitt ducks and G-Dogg
Cappy...Cappy is out! Howitt grabs G-Dogg....release Northeren Light
Stone is getting up.....Howitt looks around...and picks up a tooth
MY GOD! HE JUST RAN IT THROUGH STONES LEG! STONES LEG HAS BEEN IMPALED!
HOWITT JUMPS ON TOP FOR A COVER.....1........2.......3!
ELIMINATED:PRIME TIME SOLDIERS
GP:pTs put up a hell of an effort aswell...but it looks like tonight
their night either....Howitt has both men down and is stomping on both
::Scene cuts to where security is holding Tyler Johnson, Randal
Era of Our king.::
Tyler:You know what...since this match is pretty much done...why don't
make us big again....
Scientist:Well....I don't know about that...
Mage:Come on man....we just wanna go home to our familys....
Phantom:Yeah todays my sons birthday....
Randal:Yeah man...I have to be hitting the golf course....I got 18
Scientist:Well....Okay I guess....
::He pulls out a ray gun and makes them all larget again.::
::Steps on the scientist and all of the security officers.::
Phantom:Come on guys....let's go flatten the minis!
Mage:Wait guys I have a better idea!
Randal:And what might that be?
GP:This doesn't hold well at all for the minis.....Anyways POS have
control on Howitt now....they pick him up...DOUBLE POWER BOMB!
Cover...1.....2....NO! Kick out by Howitt....he still has alot of fight
JT:AHHAHAHA! This is actually turning out to be a half descent
GP:Wait a sec! Scott Stone broke away from security and is down here
interfereing! He has Capital Punishment and is nailing him with lefts
rights...glad to see he has the tooth pick out of his arm. Scott Stone
clotheslines Cappy into the monitor and follows him...the monitor is in
now...it's just a hollow box....G-Dogg tosses Howitt in their....wait
understand...that Mage and the rest of em' are down in the basement?
Mage:This is the main gas pipe....if we create a small tear in
the house fill up with gas....a single match will blow the whole thing
Phantom:YEAH LET'S do it!
Tyler:Hell yeah....wait Scott's still up their....
Phantom:Uhhhhhhh....I just saw him run outside....
Randal:Wait wait wait....Jordan is still up there...I can't let you
::Mage hits Randal over the head with a lead pipe and Tyler scoops him
Mage:Okay I just cut it....so let's go outside....and then all we have
is set the house on fire.
Phantom:Sounds good...let's go!
::They walk out of the house.::
GP:OH MY GOD! GET THE PRISNORS OF SOCEITY, SCOTT STONE AND JORDAN
OF THERE! THAT WILL KILL THEM! THE HOUSE IS GONNA BLOW UP!
SBW:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DANE IS GONNA BE OUT OF A HOUSE!
Phantom:Okay...I got this half bottle of tequilla left....
Mage:What type of tequilla?
Phantom:WILLY'S BEASTIE TEQUILLA!
Phantom:So I'll just stuff this bra that I stole from Sue Kell in
now hand me that lighter....
Tyler:Hey guys I don't see Scott anywhere...
::Mage knocks Tyler Johnson out with the lead pipe as well.::
Mage:Okay that's that....here go ahead and light it up now....
Phantom:Okay...now it's boomy time!
::Phantom throws the "maltov cocktail" at the house....with a
the house explodes. A limo suddenly pulls up and Jake Maples and
Dane step out.::
C.Dane:OH MY GOD....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who is responsible for this?
::Era of our kind look at eachother and run off into the night.::
Jake:OH SWEET MOTHER OF RICHARD SIMMONS!
C.Dane:Jake...why's your hand in my back pocket?
C.Dane:Oh okay...no biggie...can you hand me that ray gun from the back
Jake:Sure thing...you nice big dick mother fucker you.
C.Dane:What you say?
Jake:Nothing god how I'd love to lick his big fat juicy balls.
Jake:Oh I was just clearing my throat
Dane:Oh okay then....
Jake:Here ya go....
Jake:What is it?
Dane:It's the re-bigulator ray...we gotta try and find them...
::Dane walks around and begins zaping the wreckage. He finally finds
monitor and zaps it....the monitor shatters as G-Dogg, Capital
Scott Stone, and Jordan Howitt all pop out. Dane checks to see if
alive....after realizeing they are calls an ambulence.::
C.Dane:Okay...IWO fans....I declare this match....a no
am makeing an executive ruleing.....Febuarary 27th....from the
Coliseum in Greensboro, NC...Broken Hearts, Broken Bones...their will
match to determine the UNDISPUTED WORD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....between
current tag team champs The Prep Kids and The Prime Time
ALSO The Prisnors of Soceity, Capital Punishment and G-Dogg....winner
match will gain both belts.
Jake:I love it when you get so political!
C.Dane:Yeah...sometimes I just have to show the wrestlers whos boss....
Jake:You wanna show me who's boss?
C.Dane:.....sure I'll take you to Jamie's house sometime.
::The scene fades as the medics get their and attend to all the injured
wrestlers. Dane stares at his burnt house....and walks away with a
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Live from Cleveland, Ohio
The family wrestling show
Dane Wilt vs. Phelen Kell
Good lord how much longer are these two gonna fight? This one will
take place in a good ol' fashion classic steel cage. No
interference....first one to escape from the cage will become the
This is not a title match or even a #1 contendership match....it is
because Kell wants to destroy Wilt...and Wilt wants to destroy Kell.
King Stin/Fusion vs. Mad Max
Two of the most extreme to ever grace an IWO ring will now do battle in
probabley the oddest match every. By popular demand we will host a
match, We will have a pool filled with human poop and the winner will
first one to throw their opponent in the poop.
Intercontinental Tag Team Titles
Evan Levine and Johnny Allen vs. The Foreign Legion
This should be a great battle for the I/C tag titles. FL have held the
titles before and are very worthy of gaining control of em' again.
Levine and Allen were able to dethrone BHB that alone says alot.
Should be a
Trent McFarlane vs. To Be Announced
Trent's opponent is currently unknown, we will find out this Friday
is. If Trent wins he gains a contract to the IWO...if he loses...he
back to the indy feds.
11 Nov 2015
6 Nov 2015
"So while he sits alone, on his boat, with his STD infested Seamen… Mikey sits here, the future of the UTA."
- Mikey Unlikely