("Now You Know" by Full Devil Jacket begins to play. Highlights from
IWO shows are shown on the screen... three minutes forty eight seconds
later... The screen fades to black... We see The IWO logo appear on the
screen.. It explodes and then we see the MNM logo.. It, of course,
it may seem... MELTS AWAY.)
-FIREWORKS EXPLODING INSIDE THE ARENA!-
-The camera pans through the crowd. We see the fans going nutz... They
thousand of signs. Lets read some of them! One says... "Evan Levine
Rateingz", One says... "I was laid by Al Coholic's fat ass mom!",
says... "Hold your tounge and say 'I was born on a pirate ship' ten
fast", yet another sign says, "I'll be your girlfriend Jack in the
more that reads, "Eye Suk Fears the Aredisal Front Kick"-
-The camera cuts to the announcers' table. We see Co-VP John, Scott
Meygon - WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT MELTDOWN!!!
[All of a sudden a odd sound comes over the building and some pyro goes
as P.O.S by Head plays and the fans come to there feet. Thinking its
Levine the fans look on to see two very big man walk out along with a
breasted and very hot woman. They stop at the top of the ramp as the
looks back to VP John who is standing up! The camera goes back to the
Evan him self walks out with a new look. He joins the two men and the
and all 4 of them make there way to the ring!]
VP JOHN: NO FUCKING WAY!!!!
Evan: Like I told all of you..."Never believe what you hear!" IM back
with a new attitude....I ant here to win the damn worlds title...I ant
to go out of my way to fight with the freaks Physco Jay and buddies! IM
for one and only one reason...POWER!!! The Game gimmicks gone and you
standing before you a more developed man....one that will change the
here in the IWO....Like I said a long time ago...Out with the old...and
with the NEW...JOHN...Tonight starts the "Hostile Takeover" Of MNM!
wont be taking over...Oh NO! Tonight I will be showing my power and I
once again elevating my self! Not only did I destroy POR!! But I
former wife with a new modal so to say. She is bigger...In more then
and is much more smarter! I would like to introduce to you....Jessica
[The fans Cheer!]
Evan: Not only did I get a new woman...But I also got new men to watch
back...I would like to introduce to you....My new body grads and
enforcers....THE RENDINA BROTHERS!!! Tony and Mike!!!!
[the fans boo]
Evan: Now that I have dispanced with the unnessacary intros....I think
move on to the plans for tonight's show! The "Tordament" That will go
tonight will be decided by ME!!! And if any of you have a problem with
that....Take it up with my complain department!!! The Rendaina
hope you all try to have a nice night...I know I will!
[P.O.S. by Head plays and the fans get to there feet while Evan and his
leave the ring.]
VP John: OH LIKE HELL THAT WILL HAPPEN!!! Fans will be right back!
Meygon - Evan Levine is back!
John - OH YAY FUCKING YAY!
SR - Calm yourself!!! Lets get to our first match!
A)Ken War vs. Mad Max vs. Jacob Gryn vs. Jax Stone
(The Prep Kids came out. They started talking about how they had no
competition in the IWO. All of a sudden from the crowd appeared two
They just stared at the Prep Kids. The Prep Kids were concerned and
Oh yeah... Jax Stone won this match.
B)Zombie vs. Rob Kestler vs. High Flyer vs. Creeping Death
SR: And here we go with Bracket B!
John: Yup we got Zombie, Rob Krestler, High Flyer and Creeping Death!
("Forty-Six and Two" by TOOL starts to play as the crowd immediately
Easter Bunny: Ladies and gentlemen, BRACKET B OF THE NORTH AMERICAN
TITLE TOURNMENT!! First making his way down to the ring, at 6 feet, 11
inches, from Manhattan, New York...he is ZOMBIE!
(Zombie rolls into the ring and leans against the turnbuckle.)
("Stayin' Alive" by Ozzy Osbourne starts to play as Rob Kestler comes
Easter Bunny: Coming to the ring now, at 6 feet, 6 inches, from
Minnisota...heres ROB KESTLER!
(Kestler rolls into the ring.)
("Loco" by Coal Chamber starts to play as High Flyer runs to the ring.)
Easter Bunny: And now making his way to the ring, at 6 feet, from
Pennsylvania, the current Pacific Champ! HIGH FLYER!
(Flyer jumps over the top rope and gets into the ring.)
("Creeping Death" by Metallica plays as Creeping Death starts coming
Easter Bunny: And the last man to come to the ring for Bracket B... at
feet, 7 inches here comes CREEPING DEATH!
(DING DING DING)
SR: And here we go now. Creeping Death and Rob Kestler starts going
as High Flyer and Zombie lock up. Zombie puts High Flyer in a
Flyer whips Zombie to the ropes and gets nailed by a High Flyer
Meygon: Meanwhile, Rob Kestler just clotheslined Creeping Death over
rope! Kestler now goes off the ropes and baseball slides Creeping
John: And look at this in the ring Zombie has begun to dominate High
Zombie has a huge height advantage on Flyer. Zombie with a body slam
Flyer. Now Zombie gets on top of High Flyer and starts punching away
Meygon: The ref is breaking that up as Creeping Death just rolled
back into the ring. Zombie picks Kestler up....Flyer from behind
Zombie! One...two...kickout by Zombie!
SR: Creeping Death is now stomping a hole into Kestler. Flyer and
both back up. Flyer charges at Zombie who side steps and throws Flyer
over the top rope! Zombie now turns Creeping Death around, kick DDT!
John: Zombie now picks Kestler up, front face lock, brainbuster!
taken control here! Wait a second. Flyer has gotten up to the top
Flyer hits Zombie with a missle drop kick! Flyer gets up but is nailed
a release german suplex by Rob Kestler! Creeping Death now sends
the ropes and Rob Kestler runs right through him with a clothesline and
Creeping Death with a shoulder block!
Meygon: Flyer now an inverted vertical suplex on Kestler! Flyer with
cover, one...two...kickout by Rob.
SR: Zombie and Creeping Death are now exchanging blows.
Meygon: Kestler sends Flyer to the ropes and nails him with a power
Cover, one... two... kickout!
SR: Zombie grabs Creeping Death by the hair and rams him into the
turnbuckle! Zombie lifts Creeping Death onto the top rope. He goes up
with him, superplex!
Meygon: Kestler with a fireman's carry to High Flyer and now he locks
John: Zombie now picks Creeping Death up, samoan drop! Zombie with
cover, one... two... kickout!
Meygon: Flyer is slowly starting to fade. He gets up to his feet and
Kestler in the gut. Kestler releases the hold. Flyer off the rope,
body block! Cover, one... kickout by Kestler!
John: Zombie now just said something to Kestler. Kestler takes High
and throws him into the turnbuckle. Zombie whips Creeping Death into
corner as well. Zombie and Kestler now both whip their opponent ...
reversed! Kestler and Zombie just rammed into each other! Ouch that
SR: High Flyer and Creeping Death now both get onto the turnbuckle.
leaps off the rope and hits a leg drop on Zombie! Creeping Death with
moonsault on Kestler! Flyer now picks Zombie up and starts pounding
hard rights and lefts. Flyer throws Zombie out of the ring.
Meygon: And now Creeping Death has just thrown Rob Kestler out of the
Creeping Death and High Flyer going after each other now! Zombie has
up and started beating on Rob Kestler! Zombie goes under the ring and
a cookie sheet and he just whacked Kestler in the head with that cookie
John: And now Zombie takes a chair and rams it up against the knee of
Kestler! Zombie now pulls out a table! He sets it up, he picks
Meygon: I think he's going for the Zombie Plex on the table! Wait
just pushed Zombie out of the way! Meanwhile in the ring Creeping
just nailed a bulldog on High Flyer! Creeping Death is taunting High
telling him to get up. Kestler from behind just pulled Creeping Death
the ring! Zombie from nowhere just nailed Creeping Death with a chair!
SR: And here comes Flyer off the top with a suicide plancha that takes
both Rob Kestler and Zombie! All four men are down and out outside of
ring! Flyer is now struggling back up to his feet. He picks Zombie up
rams him into the steel guardrail! Flyer now takes Zombie and whips
the steel ring steps!
Meygon: Creeping Death has gotten up and just nailed Zombie with a low
from behind! Flyer now with a rocket dropper! Creeping Death now
Flyer into the ring and Rob Kestler nails Creeping Death from behind!
Creeping Death and Rob Kestler exchanging blows now!
John: Wait a second... Zombe has rolled back into the ring and he
Flyer. Powerbomb outside of the ring into the table he set up earlier!
Flyer is out cold! Zombie now rolls outside and rams Creeping Death
Kestler together. Zombie now with a gorilla press slam on Creeping
Meygon: Krestler from behind locks on a cobra clutch on Zombie!
backs up and rams Kestler into the ring apron! Kestler lets go of the
Creeping Death has decided to capatilize on the downed High Flyer and
for the cover! One... two... th--
SR: Kickout by High Flyer! Just in the knack of time! Creeping Death
believe it. He picks High Flyer up, Damage Inc! High Flyer is out!
has just rolled into the ring, he turns Creeping Death around, ZOMBIE
CREEPING DEATH! Kestler now comes into the ring and pulls Zombie off
Creeping Death as he was about to cover him. Call From Beyond is
Zombie! Kestler might be able to pull of a win! All three men have
knocked out by a finisher!
Meygon: Wait a second it's Jessica Holly! Evan Levine's new valet has
run into the ring! She is jawing away with Kestler!
SR: Ignore her! You have the perfect opportunity to win! Kestler
pushed Jessica out of the way! Jessica just slapped Kestler! Kestler
believe it! He is right in Holly's face!
Meygon: Creeping Death has just gotten back up and nails Kestler from
with a chair! He lays the chair on the ground, Damage Inc on the
Kestler is out!! Creeping Death with the cover, one... two... three!
Easter Bunny: Rob Kestler has just been eliminated!
John: Jessica Holly just cost Kestler a win! Kestler is just
what's happening! Kestler is not happy! He's right in Jessica's face.
Wait, Zombie is coming between the two! Why? High Flyer has just
down his tights and put on some brass knucks! He nails Zombie with the
knucks! He jumps to the top rope, FLYING MOON SHOT! Cover, one...
Easter Bunny: Zombie has just been eliminated!
SR: And in a sort of way, Jessica Holly just cost Zombie the match!
It's just Creeping Death and High Flyer now! Oh what the hell? Ken
running into the ring! Creeping Death is now focusing his attention on
War exchanging blows with Creeping Death! He whips him into the ropes,
body drop! Creeping Death comes to his feet and Ken War rams him into
turnbuckle. War lifts Creeping Death up on the top rope. THE BLACK
Meygon: War just knocked out Creeping Death! War is leaving the ring.
Flyer now up to the top. FLYING MOON SHOT ON CREEPING DEATH! Cover,
TWO! THREE! Flyer wins it!
Easter Bunny: The winner of this match, HIGH FLYER!!!
John: Well personally, I didn't think Flyer would advance, but what
SR: Give a big hand to Jessica Holly though. Without her then Flyer
not have been able to pull this off. Holly now starting to go
(Tara Levine runs out and starts brawling with Jessica Holly.)
John: It's Tara Levine! CAT FIGHT! Holly and Tara are now screaming
clawing at each other! Tara Levine now trying to rip Jessica's top
This is starting to get good! WAIT HERE COMES CAREN DUDLEY! EVEN
Caren Dudley, Jessica Holly, and Tara Levine are in one hell of a cat
SR: It's a three-way cat fight! Jeez! And here comes Mike Dudley!
he's trying to break this up!
Meygon: He can't do it! These girls are wild!
SR: The Rendina Brothers are coming to the rescue! They are breaking
John: Quite a shame too! Oh well, we have to take a break.
SR: We'll be back after this!
C)Dane Wilt vs. Al Coholic vs. Chris Davidson vs. Tyler Johnson
Dane Wilt vs. Al Coholic vs. Chris Davidson vs. Tyler Johnson
SR: And we are back here at Monday Night Meltdown and we're ready for
next Bracket in this card! Dane Wilt, Al Coholic, Chris Davidson and
Johnson are going to go head to head for a chance at the NA Title later
Meygon: Seriously, all of the four men deserve it, and Dane Wilt was
only person who has won it before.
John: Yeah, so let's take it to the good EASTER BUNNY!
("All Right (Oh Yeah)" by Local H starts to play as Dane Wilt starts to
Easter Bunny: The following match is for a chance to go on in the
American Title Tournament! Coming down to the ring, a former World
is The Genetic Perfection, at 230 pounds, DANE WILT!
("Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play as Al
to the ring.)
Easter Bunny: Now coming down to the ring, he weighs in at 269 pounds,
("F*ck Off" by Kid Rock starts to play as Chris Davidson walks out.)
Easter Bunny: Coming down to the ring next, weighing in at 234 pounds,
("Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile plays as Tyler Johnson runs to the
Easter Bunny: And now, weighing in at 239 pounds, he is TYLER JOHNSON!
*Ding Ding Ding*
John: Here we go now! The favorite in this one Dane Wilt starts
away at Al Coholic.
SR: Tyler Johnson and Chris Davison lock up in the ring now. Tyler
kick to the gut of Davidson, DDT! Tyler rolls Davidson out of the ring
comes up behind Wilt and hooks his arms! He's giving Al some free
Meygon: Now Johnson and Coholic with a double vertical suplex on Wilt.
Johnson just as quickly starts pounding away on Al!
John: Davidson rolls back to the ring and pulls Johnson off of Al.
with a vicious forearm to Tyler. He whips Tyler to the ropes, back
drop! Wilt now takes Al Coholic and starts stomping away at him. He
Al up, snap suplex.
SR: Wilt now picks Al up again, fisherman's suplex! One ... two ...
kickout! Davidson now puts Johnson in a fireman's carry, DVD!
a cover, one.... two...kickout by Johnson.
John: Wilt now whips Al to the ropes, he sidesteps and flings Al over
top rope! Wilt sneaks behind Davidson, German Suplex with the bridge
.... two ... kickout!
Meygon: Johnson now with a punch to Davidson. Wilt and Johnson now
teaming Chris Davidson. Tyler Johnson lifts Davidson up onto his
Wilt goes to the top rope ...
SR: Al from outside shakes the ropes! Wilt loses his balance and
Meygon: Davidson now punching away at Johnson's head! Johnson drops
Davidson now blocks a punch from Johnson kick, spinning neck breaker!
John: Al in the ring now, inverted DDT on Davidson! Wilt is sneaking
behind Al. He turns around FACE LIFT IS DUCKED! Johnson now locks in
nelson on Wilt! FULL NELSON SUPLEX BY JOHNSON TO WILT!
Meygon: That had to hurt Dane! Johnson with the cover, one ... two
kickout by Dane! Johnson now comes to the outside and throws in a
Johnson lays the table on by the turnbuckle.
SR: Johnson now takes Wilt and whips him into the turnbuckle! Johnson
Wilt with such force that he flipped upside down and went right through
table! WOW! Watch out from behind Al Coholic with a low blow on Tyler
Johnson! Coholic now with a front face lock, face buster!
Meygon: Meanwhile Davidson is stomping away on the downed Dane Wilt.
picks him up, scoop slam! Davidson to the top rope, LEG DROP! Cover,
.... two ... thr, NO kickout by Dane!
John: Davidson can't believe it. He picks Wilt up, he whips him to
ropes, no reversal by Wilt....back body drop onto the fallen Al
That had to hurt Al!
Meygon: Davidson is on top of Al, it's a cover. One ... two ....
SR: Johnson now picks Davidson up, kick, DDT! Johnson demanding
get up. He does, vicious clothesline! Wilt now picks Al up, FACE LIFT
AL! AL COHOLIC IS DOWN!
(The lights go dim as "Nobody Loves Me" by Limp Bizkit starts to play.)
SR: That's Larson's music! Dane is perpelxed! He's looking toward
Meygon: From behind him, from the crowd! Larson runs in from the
a baseball bat! He decks Wilt from behind with the baseball bat! Wilt
down! Larson now is pounding away on Wilt with that baseball bat!
now picks Wilt up, ARMAGEDDON! WILT IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!
SR: Wilt is trying to fight it off, but Armageddon is to much pain!
just passed out! Larson puts Al on top of Wilt. The ref has to make
count, one... two... three! Larson is getting out of there.
Easter Bunny: Eliminated first, Dane Wilt!
John: Wilt is coming through and he is furious! He is chasing Larson
Meygon: Meanwhile Al Coholic is still knocked out! Davidson and
brawling this baby out. Johnson now whips Davidson to the corner.
stumbles back toward Johnson, kick, NIGGA ABOUT TO DIE!
SR: No, Tyler Johnson just hit his finisher Nigga About to Die! He
the cover, one ... two ... three!
Easter Bunny: Eliminated second, Chris Davidson!
Meygon: It's just Al Coholic and Tyler Johnson now. Tyler rears back
nails Al with a punch. Johnson now spits in the face of Al!! Sick!
John: Al now headbuts Tyler right in the gut! He climbs to his feet
nails Tyler with an elbow to the back! Al now with a spinning neck
Cover, one...two... kickout!
Meygon: Tyler struggles back to his feet. Al is getting ready for
Tyler ducks a clothesline, kick, DDT!! Both men are down! The referee
starts the 10 count.
SR: One... two... three... four... five... six... seven...
John: Tyler slowly getting to his feet. He picks Al up, kick, NIGGA
John: Nowhere, Al reversed it into a back body drop! Tyler gets up,
a kick, HAPPY HOUR! Al goes for the cover, ONE! TWO! THREE! AL IS
Easter Bunny: The winner of this match, AL COHOLIC!!!
SR: Wait a second, Billy Larson has just jumped over the guardrail
hot on his trail still! They are going up the ramp ... EVAN LEVINE
FROM NOWHERE AND DECKS WILT! Levine leads Wilt to the ring. He throws
Meygon: GAME TIME ON WILT! Wait a second he takes out a 20! He
the 20 into Wilt's face! My god!
Evan Levine: Not even the rich and the ignorant are safe from my
just a casualty of War! nothing personal Dane....Its just business! I
a Rich and ignorant man and you fit the bill!!! Have a nice day!
SR: And Levine is just walking away with Wilt knocked out on the
John: We'll be back after this!
PsychIWO Man vs. Fenix vs. The Split One vs. Scott Stone
SR:Well, up next we have PsychIWO Man fighting Fenix, The Split One,
John:PsychIWO Man is really pissing me off right about now. He's turn
nut case that's trying to SAVE the IWO from his definition of rule
SR:I know! And he used to be one of the greatest men walking! I mean,
humped people's head for god sake!
Meygon:I never did like that.John:That's because he never humped your
(Meygon gives out a sly smile.)
SR:Why doesn't he walk into Jamie's office and demand a world title
John:I have no clue. What about the rest of these guys. We have that
Fenix running around. Where the hell is he anyway?
John:Very funny. Then we have John McRae, the Split One. I'm surprised
hasn't gotten Jay to hump his head to satisfy his other personality!
Meygon:What about ummm.. Scott Stone! And that lesbian Arianna! UGH!
John:All these people suck in my minds. Why not just get to the Easter
Rabbit for the introductions!
Easter Bunny:Fans, welcome to the tournament for the North American and
Television championship! This is a four way matchup for a spot in the
four way matchup later here tonight! The winner shall fight three other
winners from Brackets A, B, and C! Here is bracket D! Introducing
London, England, weighing in at 286 pounds, he is the Split One!
("Push It" by Static-X starts up as The Split One(TSO) walks out from
back. He slides into the ring as Lindsay gives out a sly look.)
Easter Bunny:And his opponent, he was once the biggest rule breakers in
book, but not has devoted his life against the crimes of the IWO! From
Philadelphia, PA, here is PsychIWO Man!
("Divine" by KoRn starts up as PsychIWO Man walks out from the back.
walks out behind him with his mouth duct taped shut.)
John:What is this! The colorful Vincent has his mouth taped shut!
(Vincent walks over and takes a seat at the broadcast booth. John goes
off his duct tape, but PyschIWO Man waves a finger at him. Jay turns
the ring, as John unties Vincent's arms, and Vincent takes off the
Vincent:THAT DAMN MOTHER FUCKER, I'M FUCKIN GONNA FUCK THAT FUCKER UP!
PSYCHIWO FUCKIN MAN, PSYCHIWO BITCH! GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER!
John:I love Vincent's commentary.
Easter Bunny:And their opponents, he is a member of the former tag team
champions of the world, he is SCOTT STONE!
("Scotts a Dork" by Reel Big Fish starts up as Scott Stone walks out
Ariana. Stone slides into the ring.)
SR:Scott Stone is a dork.
Vincent:THAT'S FUCKIN RIGHT SCOTT MOTHER FUCKIN COCKSUCKER STONE IS A
John:Did I mention that Vincent equals God?
Easter Bunny:And the last man in this matchup, from the AIWF. He weighs
tonight at 246 pounds and hails from theMojave Desert. Here is Fenix!
("Nastradamus" by Nas plays over the pa system as Fenix races out from
back and slides in. The bell has not yet rung.)
John:Look! PsychIWO Man is just standing in the corner while the Split
Fenix, and Scott Stone battle each other! Just a slug fest!
PsychIWO Man(From the ring):HEY! FOLLOW THE RULES!
SR:That's not going to get any friends. TRIPLE Clothesline sends
up and over the top and to the mats below!
Scott Stone(From the ring):SUCK MY RULES!
SR:Jay is getting up, Scott Stone, suicide dive between the ropes
men down on the outside.
Vincent:MOTHER FUCKIN FENIX WITH A DAMN SPIN FUCKIN KICK TO THE FUCKIN
Meygon:Scott Stone grabs PsychIWO Man and throws him into the ring.
catches him and nails Jay with a corkscrew leg drop!
John:Fenix covers PsychIWO man, 1-2-NO! Scott Stone just pulled Fenix
the ring and off the pin. Stone, rights and lefts to Fenix, and sends
flying into the steel steps.
Vincent:THERE WENT THOSE MOTHER FUCKIN STEPS!
SR:Stone slides back in and goes for the pin on PsychIWO Man! 1-2-NO!
One breaks it up!
Meygon:TSO grabs Stone and throws him off the ropes, back off... HEART
PIERCING STAKE! Scott Stone is down and out!
John:Cover! 1-2-no! Jay grabs TSO off...
PsychIWO Man:NO! DON'T BREAK THE RULES!
Meygon:Jay kicks TSO in the gut, picks him up.. J-BOMB!
Meygon:Yeah? Why not? Running powerbomb, J-Bomb. Nice touch, eh?
Vincent:THAT'S NOT A MOTHER FUCKIN' JAY-BONG! THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKIN'
(Vincent pulls out a small bong.)
SR:What the hell are you doing! You can't have that here!
Vincent:WHO MOTHER FUCKIN' SAID VINCENT CAN'T FUCKIN DO WHATEVER THE
VINCENT WANTS TO FUCKIN DO!
John:We said J-Bomb! Not J-Bong!
SR:Look, Fenix has climbed back into the ring as Jay gets up after the
powerbomb... FENIX FLYER ONTO JAY! CORKSCREW 360° Moonsault onto
Meygon:Cover by Fenix... 1-2-NO! Scott Stone picks up Fenix off the
SUICIDAL TENDANCIES! Fenix is out! TSO is up, HEARTPIERCING STEAK ONTO
John:Wait! PsychIWO Man has The Split One, and takes him up to the top.
One is fighting it off... but Jay... SUPERBOMB! SUPERBOMB OFF THE TOP!
COVER! 1-2-3! The Split One is eliminated!
Eliminated:The Split One
John:So you're not pissed about him duck taping you shut?
SR:I don't think you're going to get a clear answer from him.
Vincent:DIRTY CUNT! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM YOU BITCH ASS
Meygon:Wait, look, Jay is still feeling the effects of the superbomb,
is up, and grabs Jay from behind, sit down full nelson bomb! Fenix
into a cover, 1-2-NO! Scott Stone pulls Fenix off.. SUICIDAL TENDANCIES
Vincent:MOTHER FUCKIN' SUICIDAL TENDANCIES BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKING
John:Stone covers Fenix... 1-2-NO! Jay has Stone, REVERSE RUSSIAN
LEGSWEEP!(Flatliner type move) Jay floats over, but Fenix grabs Jay and
him off. Fenix... FENIX FLYER! ONTO STONE!
SR:Fenix with a cover! 1-2-3! Scott Stone has been eliminated by Fenix!
Meygon:Wait! Jay grabs Fenix, picks him up above the head, and climbs
ropes. PsychIWO man with his back to the ring, jumps... SUPERBOMB! HUGE
SUPERBOMB! DEAR GOD! DEAR GOOD GOD!
John:Jay stays on for the cover... 1-2-3! PsychIWO Man has won! He's
the four way dance later in the night!
(Vincent gets up and leaves.)
SR:Always a pleasure. Vincent everybody!
The Trapezoid of Terror Glass Table Death Match
Match takes place in a giant steel cage in the shape of a trapezoid.
steel cage is laced with electrified barbed wire and then set on fire.
corner of the cage has a C4 Explosive in the floor. Weapons of all
in the cage. Victory is achieved by putting your opponent through a
table in the center of the trapezoid shaped cage.
The HardCore Isoceles Trapezoid vs. Lunatic Pandora
The Hardcore Isoceles Trapezoid won in a very spectacular match. But
to Kyle (FlyGuy811@aol.com)... The handler of Al Coholic.. this match
not done. He is "grounded" yet within a day he will be Roleplaying
saying he deserves a title shot...etc... Then I laugh in his face and
as he doesn't get his title shot he so DOES NOT deserve.
North American Title Match
High Flyer vs. Al Coholic vs. Jax Stone vs. PsychIWO Man
(The camera fades to the back where High Flyer is standing in front of
logo in tarp fashion. He has on a headset.)
Flyer:And now, finally, it has all come down to this. Four way for the
American and the Television titles. There is no more clowning around. I
be sellings now to these three individuals. Al Coholic? Jax Stone?
Man? It's time to realize that High Flyer doesn't mess around in that
and you will finally realize why High Flyer IS the greatest high flyer
sports today, when he takes you out, back, and DOWN to the mat! Time
and everyone of you to... buy my snow...
(Al Coholic makes his way out only to be ambushed by the two guys from
crowd that we saw earlier staring at The Prep Kids. These two guys have
baseball bats. They go to work on Al Coholic. He is down and out. These
guys walk away laughing. These guys have actually signed IWO contracts
what a way to debut. Sending Al Coholic to the hospital. These two guys
Falcon and "The Black Death" Opium Mosque. Al Coholic will NOT be
in this match. Taking his place will be SCOTT STONE!!!)
North American Title Match
High Flyer vs. Jax Stone vs. Scott Stone vs. PsychIWO Man
*the bell sounds*
SATELLITE FEED BREAK UP!!!
*FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER*
PsychIWO Man eliminated Scott Stone!!!
High Flyer pinned PsychIWO Man!!!
Jax Stone took out High Flyer!!!
NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION - JAX STONE!!!!
The TV Title WILL NOT be given out tonight due to orders from President
After this match Evan Levine attacked Jax Stone and hurt him bad.
IWO World Title Match
w/ Co-VP John as special guest refree
Eye Suk can use any weapon he wants.. Michael Dudley cant use
anything.. If he
does... He will forfeit the title to Eye Suk. Falls count anywhere for
Michael Dudley can only win if he pins Eye Suk in the men's bathroom,
in the 3rd
stall from the wall.
Michael Dudley -c- vs. Eye Suk
("The IWO Club Song" begins to play. Out walks Tiger Ali Woods, Eye
Canadian Siamese Wrecking Crew, "Uncle MoneyBucks" Jamey McScrooge, and
"THE CASTRATOR" GONZALEZ. The crowd is booing them.)
John - YOU CANT BOO MY GUYS!!!
(The IWO Club gets to the ring. Out runs Michael Dudley with the IWO
Title belt. He slides into the ring only to be beaten down by the IWO
John - WHAT A MORON!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!
(Pierre pulls Michael Dudley up... He slings Dudley into the ropes..
comes back.. Pierre lifts him up.. MONTY IS THERE!!! THE DOUBLE D!!!
Dudley is out!!! Tiger Ali Woods has his famous Bangledeshian Putter!!!
strikes Michael Dudley with it!!! Dudley is out!!! Now Jamey McScrooge
standing over Michael Dudley. He starts stomping him!!! Now here comes
"THE CASTRATOR" GONZALEZ!!! HE PULLS OUT SOME SCISSORS!!! MY GOD NO!!!
PULLING DOWN THE TRUNKS OF MICHAEL DUDLEY!!! WAIT!!! A REFREE IS
OUT!!! He is demanding this stop!!! Co-VP John gets up and gets in the
He yells at the ref, shoves him down, rips off his shirt, and puts it
John is pointing to Eye Suk... THEY ROLL MICHAEL DUDLEY OVER!!! JOHN IS
CALLING FOR THE BELL.)
Eye Suk covers Michael Dudley!!! 1....... MY GOD NO!!!! 2.....
THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!!!
SR - Michael Dudley was about to lose the World Title to EYE SUK!!!
The lights come back on... Michael Dudley is gone!!! EVERYONE IS
GOD THIS CARD SUCKED!!! IF YOU COMPLAIN YOU ARE FIRED!! SERIOUSLY!!!
YOU WROTE A MATCH FOR ME... AND DON'T TRY ME YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.
11 Nov 2015
6 Nov 2015
""Sweetie when you dance with me you're dancing with flames.""