Title: Ya Gota Be Kitin Me! #1
Featuring: Duke Dibbins
Date: 10/13/2015
Location: Da Woods
Show: Wrestleshow #47

The sound of Banjos can be heard playing in the background.

The scene opens to a old beat up metal trailer. We’re in the middle of the woods, or some camp site, or some shit.  Off to the right hand side of the screen is Luke Dibbins, he is passed out in a lawn chair without a shirt and beer cans littered all around him.

On top of the trailer is Duke Dibbins. It’s amazing he is awake at this early hour as the sun has just risen. His hangover should have surely kicked in by now...Unless….

Duke: Yeeeeeeeeeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ive ben wake for 2 whore days now!

He reaches down into a cooler and grabs a nice cold beer. The ice moves around as he pulls it out. He cracks the top and starts drinking. Surely he won’t drink the entire…..he does.

He throws the empty at Luke, swallowing hard on the cold liquid in his mouth.

Duke: Gottaa be readyforem Dynasty bous! Herd dey roll in numbas, but da Dibbins doo tooo!

He holds up 5 fingers, counting on them.

Duke: Numba One: Duke Dibbins. Numba Too: Luke Dibbins, Numba Tree: Ellie Dibbins, Numba Fore: Justun Dibbins, and Numba Fore: Nuke Dibbins.

He drops his hands. Reaching for another beer from the cooler.

Duke: YA, Ya, Ya, Ya, ya, ya. We ready for em. Dey wont know what hit em. Dey think dey gun beet dem dibbins?

He purses his lips and puts his hands on his hips.

Duke: Ya gota be Kitin me!

The scene fades.

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